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# now that
is nice.

and has no arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:05, archived)
# bu arse
is fantastic!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:07, archived)
# maybe
but i prefer manly arse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:12, archived)
# *wiggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:13, archived)
# *giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:19, archived)
# *jiggles*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:24, archived)
# *Biggles*
Chocks away!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:49, archived)
# the other picture had manly arse.
:D
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:14, archived)
# yes
but it was on scary madam mim woman
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:18, archived)
# On a side note, I've been called a "macho asshole"
is that similar to manly arse? :)

I'm not, of course...
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:20, archived)
# no
macho asshole is a bad thing, manly arse is something i want to sink my teeth into like a juicy peach
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Well, like I said it was unjustified.
As is biting someone's arse.. I hope you don't draw blood.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:27, archived)
# no
i just like to bite ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:35, archived)
# ;)
don't we all (well - some of the time...!)

male nude
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:15, archived)
# naked mans!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:19, archived)
# I like that one
because it reminds me of this one in style.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:32, archived)
# i love your paintings
envies you! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:33, archived)
# pish
it's just a learned technique. Requires no major skill.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:38, archived)
# wish i could learn it!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:39, archived)
# big soft brushes
splash it around until it looks remotely like something, add a touch of definition, call it art and profit. Any old drunk can do art, it is just making people believe you did something they can't do. Anyone can make their bed like a fucking cess-pit Tracy Emin, you bulldog-faced harridan. And don't get me started on Opie. The cunt.


edit:// oh and go mad with colours, it seems when you use strange and unusual colours it takes people's minds off how technically poor you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:46, archived)
# yay!
/hates tracey emin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:47, archived)
# choice of colours is quite important
and you choose wisely
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:54, archived)
# haha, thank you very much.
but I was selective in my posting. I'm sometimes very mad with the colours. It's due to the fact I do a lot of this stuff whilst off my face.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:59, archived)
# haha!
vibrant :D
don't ask me what the colours are, I is very colour blind
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:23, archived)
# Coffee and Coke makes you insane.
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(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:32, archived)
# that
would explain a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:35, archived)
# I'm not sure my mind is now stable enought to create a legible discussion
haha, *persists*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:44, archived)
# it wears off after about an hour
i've just been put back on diet pills, so i'm getting 2-3 hours sleep a night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:49, archived)
# That's fuck all, how do you cope?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:52, archived)
# i've suffered from severe insomnia my whole life
i'm used to it by now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:54, archived)
# I survive on
3-4 hours a night now and have done for years. I may get 5 hours if I get really steaming, comatose drunk the night before. I have a site meeting at 7 am tomorrow and around midnight I realised to my horror I was sober, so I'm hammering the bacardi in the hope I will get a few hours sleep. Insomnia is the worst curse.

And you Miss Monkey, why the pills? You are not an overly large lass if I recall?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:56, archived)
# i'm larger than i appear
and have to lose weight in a hurry to have surgery. i could lose the weight naturally, but my health has pressed the issue somewhat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:01, archived)
# ah in that case I approve.
Is this operation available at bupa? And just how long would I get free amphetamine before I absolutely, positively had to admit I don't actually need the op?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:03, archived)
# pff
i'm actually having the surgery done in an ex-bupa hospital. they give you a morphine drip with a button. you press the button, you get morphine. they will take it off you, however, if you press the button too much
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:06, archived)
# you get them in the NHS too
they tend to only take them off you when they're empty as they're programmed to only work a specific number of times (normally once every 5 minutes) and the pain team are too busy to actually check the usage statistics of each patient, so unless you're in pain and it's having no effect they just leave you to it
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:12, archived)
# i want one of those set-ups
in my house
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:17, archived)
# think the hedgehog from hell
and a GP are required first.
the other thing they do (rarer) is to maintain an epidural for about 24 hours post op, this is annoying as it (usually) prevents physios getting patients up out of bed as they have no feeling in their legs
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:20, archived)
# i just wish
i hadn't had to quit smoking before this op, it's steadily driving me nuts!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:30, archived)
# tea is better than coffee
i normally use party rings, but morrison's didn't have any :( i've only got raisins, apples and USBless bourbons in my room :(
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:46, archived)
# shortbread fingers ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:50, archived)
# meh,
used to love em, then mum stopped buying anything else so went off em
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:52, archived)
# i'm not a lover of biscuits
so i don't eat them very often. every now and again, though, i will treat myself to some shortbread. i've got some in the cupboard now, in fact, but my stomach is playing up enough as it is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:56, archived)
# For what do you normally use party rings?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:53, archived)
# to help me work
as you can see lack of party rings = me going on b3ta instead of polishing off my essay
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:14, archived)