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# i done it once
i didn't do a bit of work all day

and i had a headache from concentrating too hard
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)
# You're doing it wrong.
I think you may need to have it built up into your system during your childhood.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I took an E before going to work once
I'd been up all night and thought it would help.

I don't rememeber anything from that day, except watching The Thing when i got home.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# The Thing's a great film.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Even I can spot the obvious flaw in that plan
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I know that NOW!!!
I was young and full of stupid
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# You were being fisted by Jade Goody?
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# and drugs, of course.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)
# O_O
you don't know me very well do you?
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I haven't read your bloody biography, dude.
You've never told me much about your childhood.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# that's cos i don't really remember it
i was stoned all the time




*bows*
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# hang on,
you told me you was an orphan in the local nunnary and now you're the vicar of a small community in scotland that had never heard of whiskey.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)
# that's right
but we have a massive marijuana plantation in the nunnery gardens
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# ahhh!
you left that part out!
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
# what part?
sorry, my memory's not waht it once was
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)
# don't read his biography
it's very self indulgent and he makes outrageous claims about knives
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:44, archived)
# he also
accuses chestnuts of being lazy
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# well they are
making children knock them out of trees with sticks instead of just falling out like every other cunt!
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I know...
and that chapter where he claims to have trained shrews to wear shoes and play the blues is almost as unbelieveable as the one where he claims to have personally replaced the Royal family with one very large bee.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# have you ever stood next to the "queen"
she buzzes.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:51, archived)
# yes
that quite annoyed me, i was rather fond of the idea of being ruled by a giant bee
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)
# they are not outrageous claims!
watch

*twirls*

OW, ME PINKIE!
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)