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[challenge entry] G'ning

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(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)
# haha
tho i have always wanted to go in one of those places, just cos i love arguing with relgious/deluded people
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:27, archived)
# I went in one in Bournemouth
they said they would help me to be whatever I want to be

"I want to be a fish"

"Umm...well, we can probably help you with that"

"Have you got any stick-on fins?"

"Ummm..."
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:29, archived)
# ha :D
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:36, archived)
# i have actually ventured into the Church of Scientology in Brum
i have no idea why and i have no idea to this day how i escaped...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)
# perhaps they brainwashed you without you noticing
and you're now a Scientology Bot
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:35, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:35, archived)
# it is possible
as many some few (who cares anyway) on here know my official job title is "Director of Science"
maybe it's actually Director of Scientology and nobody's told me...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:41, archived)
# i'm a director of scientologist
i study directors of science
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:44, archived)
# i am in the science of directors
and I study directors of scientology
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Perhaps you made them angry by squirting them with water?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Arf!
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)
# i find all the blood makes the cuffs slippery enough to wriggle out
/now i want to go in the scientology place on tottenham court raod, suddely strip, cover my self in blood then run out screaming 'NO MR CRUISE, NO!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Make sure there's someone to film it and upload it to Youtube.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)
# haha
i neeed to do this now
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Tottenham Court Road you say?
I'll film it. What time?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:47, archived)
#
mumble, mumble cowards o' clock
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:52, archived)
# I think I might do that and give someone else's name & contact address
The Scientology 'Church' in Berlin currently has loads of balloons outside it. They're probably full of MIND GAS
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Is that how they manage to keep quiet when giving birth?
Mind Gas & air?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)
# biffing the mother on the head with a balloon*
*full of mind concrete
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:44, archived)
# hooray for the germans
for branding it the cult that it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:47, archived)
# your theatan level was too high for treatment.
it's licky they didn't kill you as a follower of xenu.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:31, archived)
# I was just about to ask if today is Religion Thursday
Then noticed the new challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Heh...I hadn't even noticed
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:47, archived)