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# It's a mole rat fat lady mash, click if you dare! ;)
NSFW Apparently...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Oh good lord
NSFW, possibly NSFA?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)
# LINK IT
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Seriously?
You think this could be mistaken for porn!? :o

Will do if folks are serious, I mean, I know it's gross, but I din't think it was pornographic!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)
# BUT YOU CAN SEE BEWBS
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)
# DUUUUUDE. BEWBS.
I NEED 3 MINUTES BEHIND THE BUSHES.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# no clothes on = porn
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# I maybe should have obfuscated the origins a bit better
put her in a field of some such? I was just trying to make a scary creature, never occurred to me it would still be viewed as sexual once it wasn't human anymore...

Meh, another example of how my head seems to work different to most folks'...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:58, archived)
# ha ha
i see what you say but the flab don't go away!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Not 'cos porn
just 'cos gross. And I just ate
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Did
Seeing as how I like you. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Awww
fanks, dear. ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)
# It's not that it looks like porn,
it's just that AAAARGH MY FUCKING EYES!
It's more dignified than adblock! :)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! ClanSoul, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# ^THIS!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! ClanSoul, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)
# ARGH MY FUCKING EYES!
/ac

LINK IT YOU FUNNY PERSON
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)
# The words "HOLY JUDDERING FUCK" suddenly spring to mind...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Fat bottom girls you make the rockin' world go round.
Or not, as the case may be...
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Overwhelming urge to squirm under her.
And out the other side, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)
# You get that about anything though..
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)
# To squirm under them?
Rub up against/lick/sniff things, yes. Not squirm under.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# D:
Does that make me as special as her then?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Different. It'd be easy to squirm under you.
All I'd have to do would be pick you up and put you down on the other side of me.

*lifts*
*plonks*

see? There's no endurance in that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)
# But think of the smell!
Personally I try not to. I can sleep at night that way.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# She may be very clean, you don't know.
Fat people bathe too!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Maybe she is, maybe she isn't...
...but I don't care to find out.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Oh I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)
# NO
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# FAT
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# CHICKS
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# That quilt is so 90s
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# It's eaten her hands.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)
# It probably ate it's own hands...
If it existed...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)
# brave quilt I'd say
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Every man needs to be chucked around the room
by a massive woman at some point in his life.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:58, archived)
# I bet I can find a lot more people that say no to this than say yes*

*maybe not in here though
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)
# A little on the plump side
for my delicate tastes
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Strangley,
I didn't post it with the intent of titillation...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)