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# Why do people not listen to me when I say alto saxophones will descend from the heavens to rain fire and destruction on our major towns and cities with their fierce laser vision and unrelenting anger?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:05, archived)
# BECAUSE IT ISN'T TRUE

I like your picture though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:05, archived)
# YOU WON'T BE SAYING THAT WHEN YOU'RE BEING TROMBONED BY AN ACTUAL TROMBONE.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:06, archived)
# ACTUAL CGI TROMBONE?
OR ACTUAL ACTUAL TROMBONE?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:08, archived)
# ACTUALLY FACTUALLY ACTUAL.
I WOULDN'T MIND IT IF CGI INSTRUMENTS FELL TO EARTH.
ALTHOUGH, I WOULD DEFINITELY BE CONFUSED.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:09, archived)
# someone needs serious therapy for his destruction fetish
lucky megalomania isn't a family trait

BECAUSE I'M THE MOST POWERFUL OF OUR KIN AND I RULE WITH AN IRON FIST
(I helped save b3ta! Cardlinger is not a deviant sexual term, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:06, archived)
# IT'S NOT A BRASS FIST THOUGH
A BRASS FIST ATTACHED TO A GIANT ALTO SAXPHONE WITH LASER VISION.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:07, archived)
# Not as bad as the subcontrabass,
the secret terror saxophone of the third reich.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:14, archived)
# I hear its resonant frequency is infinite
Thus meaning that a single note could destroy the universe.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:17, archived)
# no, it is the Soprano Sax that will ruin the universe
just listen to Kenny G and you know it is true!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:52, archived)
# LIES...we all know it will be the hummingbirds...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:08, archived)
# PEW PEW PEW
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:10, archived)
# that's clearly a tenor saxophone you seeping crustulon.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:10, archived)
# I'm not seeping that much, the doctor gave me anti-seeping pills.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:12, archived)
# that'll just make your crusts thicker.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:15, archived)
# hahaha
I just looked at your profile. Hax lol :)
Edit: and now I've noticed your sig :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:16, archived)
# thanks for the halp!
i can't believe i couldn't figure that out. i am dumdum.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:18, archived)
# IT LOOKS LIKE A SITE ON THE INTERNET.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:29, archived)
# STEP 1 IN MY QUEST FOR DOMINATION OF TH INTERNET IS COMPLETE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:30, archived)
# STEP 2:
FILL IT WITH "DESIGN ELEMENTS" AND MAKE IT UNUSABLE. GAZ ME FOR TIPS.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:31, archived)
# a gif image has frames that work.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:31, archived)
# pictures that move*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:49, archived)
# I AM CURRENTLY DOWNLOADING ALL THE SPARKLY SPINNY GIFS I CAN FIND.
HOW DO I EMBED A MIDI OF THE CHIPMUNKS SINGING 'EDELWEISS'?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:33, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8059147
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:36, archived)
# also: decor.
i liked that site a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:38, archived)
# Not sure.
Until you work it out, just put these in as a placeholder:
                                                                                                                                    
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:39, archived)
# GOOD TIMES, MY FRIEND.
GOOD TIMES.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:43, archived)
# heh.
i was looking for a pic the other day and saw the phrase "update: in 2001 tom will be..." near a broken gif.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:44, archived)
# AW HELL YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:49, archived)
# Why did people ever stop using these?
Kicks the shit out of putting a shitty little "beta" next to the logo.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:57, archived)
# A client of mine suggested using one of these recently
and I had to very diplomatically explain that it might not... project the image they were hoping to present.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:02, archived)
# I would have totally run with that.
Instead of bullet points, you get underconstruction.gif.

Instead of option buttons, underconstruction.gif.

Instead of a background, you get the idea.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:28, archived)
# On the what?
You'll have to cut our the jargon here, we aren't all "computer savvy" as the kids say.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:31, archived)
# GET BACK TO YOUR 'BOOK'S' YOU DINOSAUR.
THIS IS A WORLD OF THE FUTURE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:34, archived)
# I DO NOT UNDERSTAND ANY OF THIS.
ARE YOU EVEN USING WORDS?!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:37, archived)
# Ô
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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:43, archived)
# WE ARE THE ELITE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:43, archived)
# h3LL Y3@h!
or some shit like that.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:49, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:51, archived)
# KARL SAGAN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:53, archived)
# liar!
they climbed into my van while i wasn't watching.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:54, archived)
# Because they Were all crushed and fried in the first mOments? Just an Off hand guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:15, archived)
# *parp*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:25, archived)
# Wow!
That's amazing! A left-pawed trombonist!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:49, archived)
# BECAUSE YOU ARE THE CRAZY MAN
WHO LIVES ON THE CORNER AND YELLS AT EVERYONE.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:19, archived)
# I don't yell.
I shout productively, warning of the coming brass and woodwind apocalypse.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:25, archived)
# But you do not dispute
the crazy, and the living on the corner?

Wait. And woodwind? Is my old clarinet going to rise up and kill me or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:28, archived)
# It might do.
You have been spitting through its face for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:30, archived)
# Fuck.
I never liked playing it, though. Will it forgive, you think? I haven't even played since 7th grade! I dunno. You're the expert on Instumentocalypse.






Now I really wanna watch Metalocalypse.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:31, archived)
# I doubt it.
I haven't seen Metalocalypse for a while.
Home Movies was better, was another cartoon by Brendon Small.

But I mean, I say it was "better"

But I really mean "the best cartoon ever made in the history of everything, ever"
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:34, archived)
# Neither have I.
I nearly bought the Deathklok album, though. :]

Home Movies? yeah. Never heard of it.
*totters off to google*

Okay. I watched some. That made my night. Freakin' awesome.

My favorite cartoon ever, though, is Ren And Stimpy.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:44, archived)
# Ah, Ren and Stimpy is just classic though.
Another cartoon I've not seen for ages too.

I should start watching cartoons again, but all the new ones generally seem to suck balls.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force is pretty awesome though :3
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:47, archived)
# It was on the other day.
Mofaha and I were all excited, but then it was a channel we don't get. D:

Yeah, new ones do suck. There's a lot of American anime coming out now. It's bad. Saw Pokemon and YuGiOh the other day. That was weird. Hahah

I think probably anything on Adult Swim is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:55, archived)
# saw pokemon i would watch.
that's a crossover between the horror films and that annoying cartoon, right?

also, i have two macross dvds for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:59, archived)
# I watched.
And today there were 12 episodes in a row! I didn't watch. :[

Macross is cool. I have only one Death Note dvd, but I want more. Also, Ryuk action figure.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:01, archived)
# also:
www.b3ta.com/board/8098606
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:07, archived)
# Hahahahahah
Death Note= my second favorite anime (first favorite being Sailor Moon)

Ryuk= A death God. Google Image search him. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:09, archived)
# i like rapeman and hello kitty mashups.
note to mr. pineapple: a mashup is not made of potatoes.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:15, archived)
# An ex-friend's cousin
made me sit down and watch 5 Japanese versions of the Hello Kitty theme songs. Then I had to watch 5 American versions. I was going to kill myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:17, archived)
# i used to have a hello kitty toaster. i sold it.
i do know a couple with a hello kitty vibrator.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:21, archived)
# fair enough
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:29, archived)
# I have my defence prepared!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:48, archived)