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# Jolly Monday Morning to you all...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:49, archived)
# hahahahaaha!
-feels the cold sting of truth-
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Reminds me of the Harry Hill one.
When did you notice you were getting bald? Or did you think it was just taking longer and longer each day to wash your face?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)
# *clicks*
*sheds a tear for fallen comrades*
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:52, archived)
# also
is that karl pilkington?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Looks a bit like him and his tennis ball head...
But no, I fear not...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:57, archived)
# SOLD!
now that would be funny,we dont see enough of him here.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Sign of virility, innit?
Every bald lad I've ever done the deed with has been spectacular.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Is that the same for bald ladies?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:57, archived)
# mmmm
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Only if they have cocks!
;o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Shiny-domed he-shes!
cor.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)
# their gratitude knows no bounds
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)
# I've only ever kissed one of them.
She was mental, and wearing metal plate armour in strategic places (I miss you, Electric Ballroom).

I think I fell in love with her in the space it took her to tell me I was her bitch now and demand I buy her a drink that was either black or red.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:59, archived)
# You've met my mother, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Yet you were sadly torn apart?
I can't think of any red drinks either. Am I missing something really obvious?

edit: evidently I just don't like any red alcohol, and my mind has selectively blanked out the existence of everything that I don't personally want to drink.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:02, archived)
# red wine
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Red aftershock
bakewell tart
Cider and black.

I bought her cider and black.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Bakewell Tart?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Grenadine, amaretto aaaaaaand
eerrrrrrm


something else.

*thinks*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Tizer?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)
# You fucking WISH.
Cherry brandy? Something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)
# sounds about right.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:07, archived)
# The final drink tastes exactly like Bakewell tarts.
And I am showing how long it's been since I was a bartart.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)
# *gobsmacked*
it tastes like bakewell tarts? I must admit, the name had me somewhat confused.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Fuck you, dbroon
you know you adore me. Don't try and hide it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:13, archived)
# haha
my cuntishness should never be taken as an indicator of anything other than love.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:16, archived)
# *cuddles desperately whilst grinding pen into face*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:18, archived)
# snakebite and black.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)
# She got cider and black
as I wasn't about to start pratting about with glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)
# blood
with a Bisto depthcharge
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)
# it's a sign of male pattern baldness
most men losing their hair tend to shave it off and be done with it.

sadly my baautiful flowing nordic locks mean that two pumps and a squirt and i'm all done.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)
# And she better be fucking grateful, the slag.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)
# i like to think that i make up for it by being less selfish in other areas.

*puts on considerate lover hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:02, archived)
# does that mean that hairy men are crap shags?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)
# No. NO NO NO NO NO.
Quite the opposite, in fact. They tend to be more primal. Nothing like cro-magnon noises to get a girl all happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:59, archived)
# *primal screams*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Good, now hit me on the head with a stick.
Don't kill me, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Hairy is synonymous with bald....
Hi levels of male hormones...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)
# hairy head, i mean
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)
#
male bonobo hormones
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Maybe it's the thing about having to try harder and make the most of it...
Cause you don't know when the next time will be?
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:59, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Its true
I'm bald and have received many compliments on my swordsmanship
(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:59, archived)