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# Is that the same for bald ladies?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:57, archived)
# mmmm
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Only if they have cocks!
;o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Shiny-domed he-shes!
cor.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)
# their gratitude knows no bounds
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)
# I've only ever kissed one of them.
She was mental, and wearing metal plate armour in strategic places (I miss you, Electric Ballroom).

I think I fell in love with her in the space it took her to tell me I was her bitch now and demand I buy her a drink that was either black or red.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:59, archived)
# You've met my mother, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Yet you were sadly torn apart?
I can't think of any red drinks either. Am I missing something really obvious?

edit: evidently I just don't like any red alcohol, and my mind has selectively blanked out the existence of everything that I don't personally want to drink.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:02, archived)
# red wine
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Red aftershock
bakewell tart
Cider and black.

I bought her cider and black.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Bakewell Tart?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Grenadine, amaretto aaaaaaand
eerrrrrrm


something else.

*thinks*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Tizer?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)
# You fucking WISH.
Cherry brandy? Something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)
# sounds about right.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:07, archived)
# The final drink tastes exactly like Bakewell tarts.
And I am showing how long it's been since I was a bartart.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)
# *gobsmacked*
it tastes like bakewell tarts? I must admit, the name had me somewhat confused.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Fuck you, dbroon
you know you adore me. Don't try and hide it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:13, archived)
# haha
my cuntishness should never be taken as an indicator of anything other than love.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:16, archived)
# *cuddles desperately whilst grinding pen into face*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:18, archived)
# snakebite and black.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)
# She got cider and black
as I wasn't about to start pratting about with glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)
# blood
with a Bisto depthcharge
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)