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# Hahahahaha
and then he went to church



and then gunned everyone down, as is the American way

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)
# We were driving through Virginia
(at least I think that's where we were) and we pulled off the highway to get some supplies. We came across a 'town' that had a mini strip-mall which basically consisted of a bible store, a liquor store, and a gun store, all next to each other. And nothing else.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:34, archived)
# THIS IS LIVING
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:34, archived)
# THIS IS AMERICAAAAAAA.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
*kicks kitten in a well*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:41, archived)
# streuth!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# americans spend more on porn than food
and they're all fat bastards
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)
# LIP UP FATTY!
.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)
# And with that in mind.
Think how much they must actually spend on porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)
# People spend money on porn?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)
# 10-14 Billion was the last figure Forbes quoted
but that could be way off as people don't like to admit to stuff like that.

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:47, archived)
# but
the internet is for pr0n!!!

Elect me Empress of Texas and free porn for all my subjects!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)
# but for americans, food IS porn
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Bestiality and chips, please.
Washed down with a money-shot.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:41, archived)
# look at the cream horns on that!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Don't know if the UK has it
but McD's is currently pushing its new burger over there, the third-pounder. It's a 1/3lb burger, and you can get it loaded with cheese and bacon. I've read it contains somewhere in the region of 870 calories. I hate to think how many of those are in the form of saturated fat.
Another 'restaurant' chain (I forget who) has been promoting the concept of "fourth-meal", the idea of which is basically that you eat four full meals a day, instead of three.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:49, archived)
# fourth meal
is Taco Bell, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:50, archived)
# well, the advertising is working


/works on taco bell account blog
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Heh
it doesn't surprise me at all.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:00, archived)
# at the same time as promoting their healthy options, and the nutritional values of their menu?
 
or is that just over here
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:52, archived)
# They promote their salds and stuff
as being healthier, but the salads all have bacon or fried chicken on top. KFC don't even try to advertise health. And Wendy's is trying to say that they're the best because they'll tell you where their fish is from.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:54, archived)
# WE CAUGHT THIS IN THE SEWER, SO YA KNOW IT'S FRESH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:03, archived)
# YUM YUM!
SEWERTROUT



/doesn't eat fish
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:04, archived)
# No no
you can get a salad at McDonalds over here, and they've got charts on the wall telling you how good for you it is. You can read the chart and decide to get a salad next time as you chuck down your 870 calories of hormone-infused flesh.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:57, archived)
# We've had donner kebabs over here for ages,
with I think over 1000 calories in a large one.
One of the reasons I put on weight in my first year of uni.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:53, archived)
# it's true though
dieatry wise, it's better to have five meals a day than three
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Not if they're all fast food
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:54, archived)
# fastest food?
scone
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:58, archived)
# I bet you set up this whole conversation just so you could make that joke, didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:59, archived)
# hahah
no, trust me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Maybe, I don't know
but surely not if they're all fucking huge meals, and are all full of saturated fat.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:00, archived)
# I think the idea is that it's easier to eat a variety of foods if you have 5 meals,
giving you a healthier balance of nutrients. Obviously, that argument is more or less redundant if you're eating fast food too often.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:01, archived)
# ...or just eating half a pound of meat at every meal
with a couple of over-boiled carrots or something as 'garnish'.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:06, archived)
# yep, and they wonder why the rest of the world fears them
and hates them in equal measure.

That is a lovely order of shops though, if your life is going wrong turn to Jebas, if he can't help start drinking and when that fails to dull the pain of life simply shoot your face off (although remember to buy enough ammo to kill lots of innocent people first so you at least get famous, because every tv show in the US teahces you that if you aren't on E News for at least 7 and a half seconds your life was utterly wasted)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:41, archived)
# /ben elton
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:46, archived)
# now that's just insulting
;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:48, archived)