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# Is that me?

Why yes it is. :]
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:24, archived)
# you can get correctional shoes to fix your ankles you know
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:25, archived)
# and a correctional bra?
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:25, archived)
# That's not going to help her ankles.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)
# I was waiting for that
:)
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Badum tish!

(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:36, archived)
# for a correctional bra?
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Fnar!!
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:54, archived)
# lol
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:25, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
christ.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:27, archived)
# hahahaha cracked me up
real office lollage
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)
# well i don't get it
so have this www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6fQnTyEniM

and i meant to ask, where in the hell did you find those blue peter sauce pic's
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Yay for Buster
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)
# ^
awesome find your Maj!!
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:36, archived)
# it's bloody easy
i love the internet me, it's so easy to find stuff, not like the old days when you had to look at books and stuff.

so where'd you find the blue peter pic's, i won't tell anyone else, it'll be our secret.

edit/ cheers.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)
# I had loads of vhs tapes of old rare music videos and stuff dating back to 1983
I threw them all out last year as the internet had finally caught up and overtaken my stash :)
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:42, archived)
# i still haven't got the heart to do that.
i replaced my vhs machine nearly two years ago and haven't even plumbed it in yet, truth be told, i don't understand the instructions.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:47, archived)
# packing up the house the other weekend i found my tapes of various televised gigs
i doubt i'll ever watch them again, but they are NOT going.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:53, archived)
# fuck yes
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# ha ha ha i like this
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:44, archived)
# john otway
is a god
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Thing is, I can never hear his name now without thinking of Bunsen Burners
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:46, archived)
# how come?
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:48, archived)
# cos this got stuck in my head when he released it a few years back...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWOzQE9Isek

WARNING! Contains Richard Blackwood at beginning
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:50, archived)
# hahahahaah
i love that he's even wearing the same shirt
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:52, archived)
# this man is now my hero
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:59, archived)
# YOUR MA AND PA
THEY JUST WANNA KICK ME

Edit: am I right? I can't click the link, evil_twin is sleeping.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:57, archived)
# this one is actually his cover of 'house of the rising sun'
which is nearly as good as yeah baby i'm really free, but not quite

also: headphones
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:05, archived)
# now that is a gem.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:45, archived)
# this is gold
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:49, archived)
# FUCKING HELL
HAHAHAHA
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Ahahahahahahahahahah
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)
# hahahah
excllent
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Hahahahaha
and then he went to church



and then gunned everyone down, as is the American way

(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)
# We were driving through Virginia
(at least I think that's where we were) and we pulled off the highway to get some supplies. We came across a 'town' that had a mini strip-mall which basically consisted of a bible store, a liquor store, and a gun store, all next to each other. And nothing else.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:34, archived)
# THIS IS LIVING
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:34, archived)
# THIS IS AMERICAAAAAAA.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
*kicks kitten in a well*
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:41, archived)
# streuth!
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# americans spend more on porn than food
and they're all fat bastards
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)
# LIP UP FATTY!
.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)
# And with that in mind.
Think how much they must actually spend on porn.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)
# People spend money on porn?
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)
# 10-14 Billion was the last figure Forbes quoted
but that could be way off as people don't like to admit to stuff like that.

(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:47, archived)
# but
the internet is for pr0n!!!

Elect me Empress of Texas and free porn for all my subjects!
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)
# but for americans, food IS porn
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Bestiality and chips, please.
Washed down with a money-shot.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:41, archived)
# look at the cream horns on that!
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Don't know if the UK has it
but McD's is currently pushing its new burger over there, the third-pounder. It's a 1/3lb burger, and you can get it loaded with cheese and bacon. I've read it contains somewhere in the region of 870 calories. I hate to think how many of those are in the form of saturated fat.
Another 'restaurant' chain (I forget who) has been promoting the concept of "fourth-meal", the idea of which is basically that you eat four full meals a day, instead of three.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:49, archived)
# fourth meal
is Taco Bell, I think.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:50, archived)
# well, the advertising is working


/works on taco bell account blog
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Heh
it doesn't surprise me at all.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:00, archived)
# at the same time as promoting their healthy options, and the nutritional values of their menu?
 
or is that just over here
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:52, archived)
# They promote their salds and stuff
as being healthier, but the salads all have bacon or fried chicken on top. KFC don't even try to advertise health. And Wendy's is trying to say that they're the best because they'll tell you where their fish is from.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:54, archived)
# WE CAUGHT THIS IN THE SEWER, SO YA KNOW IT'S FRESH
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:03, archived)
# YUM YUM!
SEWERTROUT



/doesn't eat fish
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:04, archived)
# No no
you can get a salad at McDonalds over here, and they've got charts on the wall telling you how good for you it is. You can read the chart and decide to get a salad next time as you chuck down your 870 calories of hormone-infused flesh.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:57, archived)
# We've had donner kebabs over here for ages,
with I think over 1000 calories in a large one.
One of the reasons I put on weight in my first year of uni.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:53, archived)
# it's true though
dieatry wise, it's better to have five meals a day than three
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Not if they're all fast food
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:54, archived)
# fastest food?
scone
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:58, archived)
# I bet you set up this whole conversation just so you could make that joke, didn't you?
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:59, archived)
# hahah
no, trust me
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Maybe, I don't know
but surely not if they're all fucking huge meals, and are all full of saturated fat.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:00, archived)
# I think the idea is that it's easier to eat a variety of foods if you have 5 meals,
giving you a healthier balance of nutrients. Obviously, that argument is more or less redundant if you're eating fast food too often.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:01, archived)
# ...or just eating half a pound of meat at every meal
with a couple of over-boiled carrots or something as 'garnish'.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:06, archived)
# yep, and they wonder why the rest of the world fears them
and hates them in equal measure.

That is a lovely order of shops though, if your life is going wrong turn to Jebas, if he can't help start drinking and when that fails to dull the pain of life simply shoot your face off (although remember to buy enough ammo to kill lots of innocent people first so you at least get famous, because every tv show in the US teahces you that if you aren't on E News for at least 7 and a half seconds your life was utterly wasted)
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:41, archived)
# /ben elton
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:46, archived)
# now that's just insulting
;)
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)
# aaaaaahhhhhhahhah what a payoff!
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)
# hahaha, great stuff :)
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:34, archived)
# LIP UP FATTY!
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Listen to the music of the fatty beat
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)
# FATTY FATTY LIP UP
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)
# wow... predictable
yawn
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)
# SHUT IT YOU SLAG!
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:40, archived)
# BITCH SHUT YOUR TRAP!
oh no you didn't!
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Arf!
:)
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:48, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Hello!
How can you do that and not fall over?!
*attempts*
How are you?
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:26, archived)
# I has good balance.
You wouldn't be able to tell though, since I'm always falling over.
I am...eh. Had a hectic-ish day. And you?
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:28, archived)
# oh dear :S
i'm alright. Choosing to ignore most of my day and the work i've got for the rest of this week.

(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Yeah.
Ooh! Ignoring it all? Sounds like a good idea. x]
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Well it was alright i suppose.
We spent the law lesson talking about morals and zoophilia and scientology and stuff, Tutorial i spent on b3ta, then went to Weatherspoons for lunch, then work for 4 hours. Then i got home and had a bath.
Now i'm here.
So it was alright. But i choose to ignore it anyway.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Oh okay.
Sounds better than mine at least. I missed school, cos of being sick, but I didn't get to spend the day on b3ta. I had to like, go out, and do stuff. But later tonight, I'm bleaching my hair. Then re-dying it hopefully tomorrow.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:42, archived)
# oh dear.
But cool, what colour?
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Yeah.
Probably this, which has a retarded name, or this, which won't last very long. :D
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Cools.
I was going to say something but i forgot.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Supposedly I have that effect.
xp
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:56, archived)
# mind your hair doesn't fall out.
 
THAT CAN HAPPEN, YOU KNOW
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Oh god!
Everyone tells me that! But I never bleach/dye all the way up to my roots. And if it does start falling out, I can stop killing it for a while. :]
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:55, archived)
# skinheads are very striking on women.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)
# hahahah
:]
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)
# nah, you're not that hawt!
C];0) Woo!

(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:28, archived)
# cat hat glasgow kittin kiss
meOW! meOW!
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Speak bloody Henglish!
'ello!

(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Hello there :)
We figured out today that Kk could headbutt people while wearing her cat hat, and shout meOW! meOW! as she nutted them.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)
# hahaha nice!~
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Hahahah
IS IT A BLOODY GOOD HAT NOW? YOU THINK IT'S KOOKY NOW!?
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)
# all hats are bloody good hats!
gleeeeeee!

butt me next! C]:0D

(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:34, archived)
# MY TEEF YOU BROKE MY TEEF OH FUCK I'M BLEEDING
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# YEAH!
NOT SO KOOKY NOW IS IT, BITCH!?
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Haha. You called your step dad a bitch.
i'd probably get thrown out or something for that, even if i said it jokingly :P
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Hahah
I also tell him to fuck off. :D
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:52, archived)
# I won't though, will I :)
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Nah!
x]
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Very nice!
Love the hat. ;)

Also, I've just seen your picture of Maja Ivarsson, and although I'vee never heard of her, it's a fantastic picture! :)
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Hahah
thanks!

She is the singer from The Sounds. They're really good! And thanks! ^.^
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)
# nah, you're too young to have boobies like that
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Woo!


And yay! placebo
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Hahah
I saw Brian Molko on Nevermind The Buzzcocks. It made me happy.

Don't tell anyone but the shirt is actually stripey. Ssh.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)
# I'm going to see the Dillinger Escape Plan in Amsterdam tomorrow

again


Now who wants to touch me?
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)
# me, but it has nothing to do with where you're going
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Hello you big hunk of a b3tarian
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:40, archived)
# *FLEXES ANKLES*
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:41, archived)
# You are?
Lucky!!! Everyone (well, two people) are going to good concerts lately. The one I wanted to go see was sold out in the only two places I could have gone too. xp
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:40, archived)
# I have tickets for:
- Dillinger Escape Plan
- The Mars Volta
- Mike Patton
- Eels
- Portishead
- Einstuerzende Neubauten
- Hooverphonic
- Melt-Banana
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Concert season is ON
;)
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Ahhh!
*has tantrum* no fair!!!!!
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:56, archived)
# It's one of the good things about living near Amsterdam
arstists generally love performing there, so all the tours pass here
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Eh...that's 'artists'
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:01, archived)
# We get plenty of artists passing through.
But rearely any good. Say Anything is playing in Philly, and my daddy was gonna take me, and then it was sold out. So I might go see Panic At The Disco, but I seen them already, so...yeah...i dunno.

It's harder for me to get to hxc/metal shows, since I have to get taken there by a parent. And non of my parents like that kind of music. Also, moshpits.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Meh
2007 was a pretty lame season... some good bands, but not many.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Who'd you see in 2007?
I had a good year that year. I went to two festivals, plus a couple 3-5 band concerts. All outdoor warm weather stuff.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:06, archived)
# No festivals for me
I saw Tool a couple of times (once was in Germany though), some old school death metal bands, some new ones (Nile was pretty awesome). I think I'm forgetting a couple here, but it was quite tame all the same ;)
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Ahh
Cool! I loves teh festivals though. I usually manage to meet at least 3 bands. I have a pair of jeans that's covered in sigs. :]
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)
# I WOULD PROBABLY DO A MURDER JUST TO SEE THE ONES THAT START WITH E.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 22:14, archived)
# *puts hands in pockets*
'ning all
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Oi!
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:58, archived)
# You appear to have increased chest size twelve fold since yesterday.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:41, archived)
# I was in the car when I inked the drawing.
It all went a bit wrong, and I was feeling too lazy to Photoshop it.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:44, archived)
# she's a level 30 pirate now
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Captain Wow's protege?
Does mofaha know about this?
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:52, archived)
# He does now
`
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:05, archived)
# chew girl chew!
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Hahah
mofaha told me if I chewed on the cord, it would fuck up the headphones. I immediately spat the cord back out. :[
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:45, archived)
# he's dead right, you know
why not add a pair of sennheiser in-ear phones to your monthly food shopping list? they're cheaper than gum if you get them from richer sounds
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Hahah
I got Bose ear cups for the holidays, which are fucking kick ass. Amazing bass, amazing treble. My old sony's just couldn't handle the bass (which I turn up).
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Wow, what a wonderful gift.





...
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:03, archived)
# ^.^
:D
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:04, archived)
# WOOF!
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:49, archived)
# HEADCAT!
Woo! :D
Hello :)
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)
# stop!
bust out the emergency emo kit!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)