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I Would
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:37, archived)
# Thor and I just had this discussion...
We'd tell her to get some tits first and then come back and ask for sex. Then we'd ride her sideways like wild stallions.

Edit: Not at the same time though. Well, maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:38, archived)
# Trouble is you'd be too late
cos I would have first

*drool*
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:40, archived)
# Yeah, but here's the thing...
She'd realise that you were shit and then come for some Andi loving. After she got her tits of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:41, archived)
# needs bigger tits
iut's just be like shaggin a boy otherwise...

errrmmmm...


so i've heard...


from your dad!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:40, archived)
# Leave Clive out of this
You cocknodger
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:41, archived)
# cock knocker?
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:42, archived)
# No,
nodger. I made it up because it sounds good. :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:44, archived)
# its a wonderful word
it made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Lakeland rose, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:50, archived)
# Thank-you Loopy Linda of Leicester...
I donate that word to you. Use it wisely and enjoy the fun that it brings. :o) That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:56, archived)
# thanks i will
how do you know I lived in Leicester
(I helped save b3ta! Lakeland rose, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:09, archived)
# She's a carpenter's dream.


flat as a board and easy to lay
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:41, archived)
# hahaha
i will remember that, for i have a friend who is similar.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:42, archived)
# I have a friend
Who's shot up, maybe two bra sizes in less than a month. Its like Sally fron Home And Away. Scary, but lush, since she's the kind of friend that gets dressed in front of me. Mowhaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:45, archived)
# No
that's your sister.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:58, archived)
# Its Good, But Its Not The One
No, my sister is the one that I have a bath with. My friends are the ones that get changed in front of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:00, archived)
# puberty's
a wonderous thing.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:00, archived)
# Puberty in
a 20 year old?! Crazy! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:01, archived)
# Why?
Don't you like her or summink?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:47, archived)
# Who will not be your friend no more
if you talk about her like that. Tsk

/smack
(allergic to curry, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:48, archived)
# she is generally refered to
as 'the hoe'

so i don't think she'll mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:49, archived)
# and her phone number is?


;)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:00, archived)
# probably
stuck in a phone box somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:17, archived)
# I would

I know its wrong, but I would
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:39, archived)
# wrong wrong wrong
it's not the fact that she has less boobs than me, it's that she is an annoying munta....oh how she winds me up!
ARGH
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:41, archived)
# There's just the whole other side of the tracks thing
that does it for me...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:43, archived)
# she is famous
for being famous.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:43, archived)
# all she has to do is keep quiet
and i would.

is this the most mysogynistic b3ta thread EVER?
(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:43, archived)
# Yes,
I think so.

Stop.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:45, archived)
# See what happens when Dr Phil's not here...
One mention of "I would" & she'd be down on us like a ton of bricks.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:45, archived)
# ooh err!
*snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:47, archived)
# i'm glad
i'm not the only person who thought the addition of the word 'going' in that sentence would be muchly amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:48, archived)
# Christ, if she was here
She'd chop your bollocks off!
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:53, archived)
# Stop that right now!
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:48, archived)
# Yeah,
she'd get upset cos she's not here to defend herself.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:51, archived)
# yes
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:46, archived)