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# Awwwwww
I want one. He could sit on my shoulder and growl at passers by.

I'm doing singing practice- so far I've done:

Peggy Lee's Fever and Why Don't You Do Right

Son of a Preacher Man by Dusty Springfield

and Billie's Strange Fruit


What else should I do?

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# Jesus Built My Hotrod
Ministry
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# This
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# quality

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# I feel singing that in my jimjams in the midle of the day
would be a mite silly.
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# I demand photographic evidence to prove this theory of yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)
# I've not sung for a while :(
might get some done later depending on how my backing track synthesis proceeds tonight.

Edit: Try A Little Tenderness by Otis Redding.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Right, I shall do that one next, then.
At the moment though, I am gargling.
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# difficult to sing like that
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# But easier now.
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# hahahahaha
From: dbroon
To: My mind
Subject: !!!

Dear mind,

Get out of the gutter.

luv db

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)
# You're getting spanked for spelling love that way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)
# I've only ever done Karaoke once
Sang wild rover cos you can't naff that up
Then did Endless luv with my ex. I can't sing. People were crying at the end, n not because it was so emotional.
give it a go capn
PS your hair still looks lovely, nice fringe.
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# Thank you!
It looks better tied up, I look a bit like a japanese cosplay girl. Cept ginger.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)
# I love karaoke...
no wait... come back...
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# I've been trying to cure you of this for years
I think you might require surgery.
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# baaaaby come back! Buddabyebyebyebyebuddabyebyebyebye
I most admeet ah wuz a clown, to bi, messin aroun, but dat doesn't mean dat you av ta leave town (COME BACK) babe-ah gimme wan mo try cuz a lav like dis shud a neva eva die.

*kills self with sporks*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)
# I am going to force you to do this one day.
I don't care who else is watching, I want to see you do it.
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# kill myself with sporks?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Only in a snuff porn way. Do it topless. In slow mo. To a Massive Attack song.
I actually meant the song.
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#
*takes sporks out of dbroon's corpse and kills self for knowing the lyrics dbroon missed out*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Yes, with me ragga sensei and me CD collection of Bob Marley
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)
# i can never remember what comes after the "come backs"
there is no flowing logic to his monologue.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Put up some shelves.
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# Ohhhhh no.
I don't drill walls, I have an uncanny ability to hit wires and pipes.
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# Ooh...
Portishead, Mourning Air!
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)
# *notes down*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Androgyny by Garbage
or This Corrosion by Sisters of Mercy
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# Hey now, hey now now
I do love that track.
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# it is ipoding as i type :)
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# Andrew Eldritch FTW
He said after one song at a gig, "Now that we've had sex, I'm going to smoke."
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# What a man.
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# poor wee Eldritch
I met him at Reading once - he's tiny
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# I don't mind tiny men.
They're generally still taller that me.

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# Mercy
by that Welsh tart. Because it's chuffing brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Who?
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# Catherine Zeta Jones
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# She'd get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Even after Michael Douglas has been there?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Especially.
She needs something nubile.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Daffy or something
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE2orthS3TQ
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Her trills are quickler than mine.
But I shall endeavour.
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