You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 8130840 (Thread)

# \o/
*inter-oldfirm sexes*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)
# god I'm brickin' it for tonight :/

mon the hoops!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)
# what do you think the score will be?
barca got beat 4-2 at the weekend so there's some hope
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)
# I'm hoping celtic can manage it but
it will take an almighty hour and a half of luck which will surely go down in history.

I shall be watching and cheering on the my favourite australian celtic player ever.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Can I ask a question?
Is it Celtic with a soft C or with a hard one? Because Celtic Frost the band is (s)eltic Frost, not (k)eltic Frost.

(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)
# sell tic

sell ik

seeeeeeeell tik
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Ahhhh
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Rule 1 for safe travel in Glasgow
Under NO circumstances mention the word 'orange' in any context whatsoever to a Glaswegian taxi driver...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# and if anyone asks you support partick thistle
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)
# ^^ the old classic answer
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I was accosted by a group of neds in my stairwell who wouldnt let me get into my flat and demanded i drink a beer with them
I was terrified. They asked who I supported... I stammered that I was a dundee utd fan... "Aye, but are ye a proddie or a cafflic dundee utd fan?" I said neither, just a dundee utd fan. Then one of them said "Aye, bit dundee unitit are a fenian team eh" and started going on about how they didn't like fenians, before all finally saying they were celtic fans with the exception of one rangers fan. They eventually got bored. I was extremely scared.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)
# yeah. i walk into a glasgow bus stop
'haw you trying to budge in or sumfin eh !' (looking menacing) 'are you a tim or a hun ?'

*squirm*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)
# yes
I certainly did not enjoy such situations. I've never met so many brown-toothed people as I did in glasgow. They all wanted to speak to me, ask me what I did, if i was a tim or a hun, then if they could have a fiver for the bus, while holding a glass bottle near my face.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)
# The football team is a soft C
but only because the Glaswegians at the time the club was founded didn't know how to say it properly.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Thankee kindly sir.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# the race of people is hard C though
thought I'd better add that...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Happarently
according to the QI book currently living next to my loo, that term was only invented in C18 or something....
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Celtic
sell tic
sell ik
the hoops
the bhoys
the tattie munchers
the fenians
the champions

Rangers
the gers
the teddy bears
the huns
the runners up for the last two years (sorry dbroon, couldn't help myself)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)
# we're top of the league and you're no
:D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Sun-tastic headline no. 1
Super Cally Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)
# but mark viduka isnt playing..
oh
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# if boruc plays out his skin..and the defence holds

we have a slight chance
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)
# ....
I think you have a chance that boruc will play well... but erm... the defence? uh, no. not good enough to win the league and certainly not good enough to stop eto'o et al.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)
# c'mon
samaras hatrick. easy.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:25, archived)
# hope so :D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# barca have no defence but still....
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Bah, you lot and your posh football
I'm off to watch some proper footy tonight... Blackpool v Barnsley, The War of the Roses. :P
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)
# arf! :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)