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# hey
if you wanna appear on saturday morning kids tv
try to get a high score on this, 70 got a
mention this week. plus its fun!

Clicky

its called 'nev it up'
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:09, archived)
# i'd imagine
that most of us are too old...
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:11, archived)
# too old
PAH!
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:11, archived)
# It has been my lifelong dream to
appear on Saturday morning children's television. I fear, however, that it is not suitablebehaviour for a lady in my position.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:12, archived)
# what
position are you in?
missionary?
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:13, archived)
# A lowly missionary?
I, Sir, am a lady. Furthermore I am daughter of the Lord Urquhart of ——shire.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:20, archived)
# I talked to Dr Who on Swap Shop....
a long time ago...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:14, archived)
# I've been on kids TV...
Look at me everyone! Look at me!

I've been on BBC on nearly every day of the week.

Edit: well, by that I mean that I've been on cbbc on a monday, tues, weds etc... not EVERY day! ;op

/Sadness over.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:15, archived)
# *bows down low*
All hail the grandmaster.

Saddo
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:17, archived)
# Don't mock my friend...
I was once mentioned by H from Steps in a TV Times interview and also featured as "M for Magician" in A To Z Of CBBC - some strange feature they did last year.

/You're right. I'm a saddo.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:18, archived)
# Right
you're gonna have to explain yourself now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:21, archived)
# More random pointless fame...
I once saw Blink 182 naked whilst filming a show in Las Vegas and appeared on the Big Breakfast with gaffer tape over the logo on my t-shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:24, archived)
# explain!
don't just tantalise us
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:27, archived)
# Ok...
My name is Andi Gladwin. I'm a magician. I've done a few TV shows in the last few years (started when I was 15 on the Big Breakfast) and now write magic books for magicians.

Doesn't sound so interesting now I've told ya! ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:36, archived)
# T'was me... well, still is
Was 16 then. Anyone know any good photographers for some new ones?

Edit: Me Now:

(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:38, archived)
# phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:44, archived)
# Yeah...
I know. You want me, right?

Join the quee please.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:48, archived)
# do a trick
do a trick!
/edit - you must be about two feet tall - look how big those cards are.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:38, archived)
# I will if you
come to the Cheltenham Bash

And Koit will sing and Thor will make balloons.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:40, archived)
# tempted as I am
I live miiiiiiiiiles away - although I used to have a girlfriend who lived in Cheltenham. Really near O'neils. I used to go boozing in there.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:49, archived)
# In that case, you have two options...
1) Come down and visit her and then come to the bash

2) Set me up with her. I need women.

3) I can't count.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:51, archived)
# ooh magic
you're really a wizard aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:44, archived)
# ARGH! b3ta/popbitch crossover!
I bet there's kittens all over popbitch.com right now!
I once met Lily from the show Eden that I never watched. Apparently that was produced by Andy Peters. ACcording to him down there (mr dunno)
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:27, archived)
# Can you levitate?
I met the fabulous dancing yak last night and he can levitate.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:21, archived)
# what - just like david blaine?
woo...I know how it is done though...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:24, archived)
# c'mon then
share
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:29, archived)
# its called...
the Balducci Levitation - have google for it...blaine uses a combination of the physical effect enhanced by camera trickery and audience manipulation/suggestion...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:41, archived)
# coo!
cheers...
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:50, archived)
# Be warned though...
Most credible magicians don't levitate that way any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:53, archived)
# I can every now and then,
But he probably does it better than me... I'm a card magician.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:25, archived)
# Paul
Is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:28, archived)
# ooh
it's dominic wood:
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:31, archived)
# Oh, right, cool..


who?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:33, archived)
# is your
last name Peters?
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:18, archived)
# Maybe.
But maybe not. I doubt it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:21, archived)
# I take it we've all just checked his profile
expecting to see a gurning, feminine hipped, reality desert island tv producing, former broom cupboard inhabiting tv presenter
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:22, archived)
# Make that a
gurning, feminine hipped, reality desert island tv producing, former broom cupboard inhabiting tv presenter with no front pages to his name :o(
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:30, archived)
# I was in the Tiswas audience once
Wound up sitting next to Mr Tarrant. He had a kettle with a fish in it. It stank!
(I helped save b3ta! Horatio P Lemming, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:21, archived)
# Now that
is impressive
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:22, archived)
# in your position?
once a young girl gymnast was demonstrating a bridge on tiswas, and lenny henry swears that a member of the crew shouted, so that everyone at home could hear...

SITTING DUCK FOR A DEVIANT!
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:26, archived)
# mmmmmm
another not quite as good as it should be bbc game.

thanks it's cool but why put a timer on a game where you have to wait for the computer to take thier go, sort of defeats the chance of beating them
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:13, archived)
# no no no
thats the wrong game
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:14, archived)
# I thought you could
only get a mention on kids tv nowadays if you phone in to say "Justin is fit".
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:18, archived)
# he is
my favourite Michael Jackson impersonator.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:32, archived)
# he's the
"New Michael Jackson", which makes the bootleg beatles "The new beatles".
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:35, archived)