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# In space, you can't hear anything, let alone a scream...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:09, archived)
# hahaha!!
cool!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:10, archived)
# oooh, nice
if physically inaccurate...

BUT NICE!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:10, archived)
# IT'S. A. FECKING. CARTOOON!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Calm down dear
it's only the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:11, archived)
# It is?
Oh, thank god!


Hello mum!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:12, archived)
# I know, I know...
he'd be joining the accretion disc and be pumping out X-rays long before he fell in a long time later...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Yeah!
As any fule kno matter rotates ANTI-clockwise around a black hole in this part of the universe.

And that Hawking radiation would have a slightly more violet hue.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:14, archived)
# You all sound like Manwife.
Take your Brian Greene books and sod off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:14, archived)
# *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:17, archived)
# *wees on the collected essays of Professor Hawking*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Anyone read that awesome black holes book by that French chap?
It's rare science comes as easily digestibile as that guy writes.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Manwife might've.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:24, archived)
# but... but... YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
He's a MONG!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:19, archived)
# His books are all over my gaff.
Cluttering up the spaces.

And he's spurred Manwife to keep lecturing me on physics, and Brian Greene's started him on FUCKING string theory as well.
I honestly can't even make it to the end of a sentence when he tries to explain it, my brain just trots merrily off to the land of What I'd Like For Dinner and Oooh Those Shoes Are Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)
# haha!!
is the manwife going to the bash?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Don't think so.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Brian Greene
once did a show on telly where he compared braneworld models with a loaf of sliced bread. There are so many things wrong with this analogy that I don't like to think about it. The worst is the idea that someone might pull our brane from the rest and spread the cosmic equivalent of margerine all over it.

wait -- maybe that's dark energy!!!!!oneone!


edit: plus, i've never found hawkings' books at all readable and they basically explain nothing in a really confusing way.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:36, archived)
# You do realise that the collected essays of professor hawking
were written on electric paper.

You have just connected your wee-stream to the mains.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)
# I'm like Owen out of Torchwood.
Now THAT'S science ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:24, archived)
#
science an erotic fantasy
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Mmmm Barrowtart.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:26, archived)
# yey...
Peedo Spaceman type thing
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:12, archived)
# How you determined his sexual preferences
when he was in that suit is far beyond me.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:14, archived)
# No tits...
...and a trailing cock - easy


You won't believe how long it took me to get that screen-shot!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Fair point.
the story will break in The Sun this week:

PAEDO ASTRONAUT TOUCHED MY ROCKET

you saw it here first
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:33, archived)
# yay for space!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:39, archived)