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# Does this work with poo as well?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Joss Stone? Yes.
works equally as well with shit as she does with chocolate.

And flakes can fuck off anyway. Half of them goes down your top and then you're covered in melted chocolate and ARG. Just.....fucking....have a double decker.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Or a toffee crisp
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# OOH YES
*wants*
*is ill*
*sads*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# *cuddles*
*makes you all better ^_^*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Aww! :)
*warms*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Ill again?
Seems to be every time I talk to you. Or have you just not done your homework?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Mmmmmmm yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# I can help with that.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# *proffers flake* yes, you can have it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)
# I will put it in the fridge for later.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Cold chocolate is pointless.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Fridged chocolate is FAIL
chocolate should be melty for best numnyness
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)
# OR
a Twirl.

Basically a more structurally sound Flake.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Yeah but I don't like twirls.
They smell odd.

I know, I know. They just do to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Are you the one who hates beans aswell?
if so... you need to sort your life out!
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Yeah, because they're the fucking worst things in the world.
Forewarning to all- anyone to post a picture of them to wind me up will have their post hidden, so don't bother. They honestly do make me feel very, very ill and not happy at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# What would you rather do:
A) Have a bath full of beans.

B) Have a bath full of spiders.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)
# b
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# I used to think Whispas smelled odd.
I always figured it was the stale air in th bubbles that I could smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# It's cause they were made using fart bubbles.
That's why they stopped doing them.

100% of FACT
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# is that joss stone in the ads
she's got nice hair.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)
# She has got nice hair, that is true.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)
# if i ever married joss stone her name would become joss whittle and thats my dad's name
and that would be odd.

i think about this a lot.


(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# I just thought of the phrase
"Stick and stones..." and thought she shouldould be called sticks instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Joss Sticks?




oh
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Pfft
That made me snicker. Which is kind of relevant, given that Snickers are a) chocolate and b) similar to poo, visually.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Hahahaha your newsagent's been rewrapping all the chocolate bars
to cause you internet embarassedisingness.

And then he did it to me as I got the earlier half of your joke.

ALL OF ME IS BLUSHING.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)
# ...
I wondered why the sweetcorn wasn't mentioned in the ingredients.

Jeeves, the bucket! I would vom.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Have you seen mah bukket?
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# That newsagent's up to his old twix again, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)