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# She went for £125 million


She must have been pulling his leg.
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# But she said she never cared about the money......
Thats exactly why she didnt accept the 16 million he offered before you see!

She is really a very selfless person, who gives 80 - 90% of her income to charity! Just because there is absolutely no record of this in her bank statements or tax returns, doesnt make her a liar does it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# the judge probably whacked it up to 25 just to get the conniving bitch out of his courtroom!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# should have made her give Paul some money
for wasting his time
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# hahaha!!
and a public apology!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That wouldve been absolutely brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Heh heh
he should have at least knocked 15% or so off because her left leg was never actually married to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Do you reckon he ever took her leg off of her in the middle
of the night and hid it? Just so that when she woke up she would have to hop down the stairs to find it and he could push her over and laugh at her?

I know I would have....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# who could resist?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Well I know I couldnt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)
# hey poor daughter
has to survive on 35k a year.

CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW HARD THAT IS??
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# her poor daughter has to survive
with her as her mother!

she deserves 35k a year!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# i'm suprised her daughter isn't in with the other *daughter of famous person* scum
in heat magazine and all over the other pleb press.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Well she is only about 3.....
give her a few months ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# That's enough money to buy a gun, right?
No court would convict her.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# I can
imagine it is impossible to live on when you have a family and 3 cars but for fuck sake. 4 years old? That's a lot of lollipops.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# impossible?
really?
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# of course it is impossible.
you think housekeepers work for nothing?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# they should be grateful for being in the country!
never mind getting wages
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)
# I know.
I keep telling her "what about the dog? At least you have his kennel'
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)
# the poor dog
:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)
# HAPPY FOOT
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# YEAH! LYING MAKES YOUR LEGS DROP OFF. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# That's an interesting point.
If she was like Pinocchio, she could just chop her nose off and use it as a peg leg every so often when one wears down.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# it certainly does!
do you want me to push you anywhere in your wheelchair sam?
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Can I have half your money,
so I can give it all to charity?

WHAT'S THE POINT IN THAT?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# thats because money cant buy you love
but it can however buy you lots of cool stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# sadly though
not another leg.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# And robots that are like peoples!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# I saw her on the news saying how 28mil was not enou
Why should macca go first class but not their child. THE HARDSHIP!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Stick the kid in 1st class,
and the bint in the Cargo hold.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# You'd let her inside the plane?
Interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# I think having 1 leg made of wood qualifies her as a Lamp.
So she should stay in cargo, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# ARF!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# who'd want a toddler in first class anyway?
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Does 1st class also have overhead storage?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
# I know,
I personally feel extremely sorry for the woman! I mean, How can anyone live on such paltry amounts? I mean, I must have dropped about 30 million down the back of the sofa in the last week alone!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# i think i'll start sending the poor poor bitch my earnings so she may jet around in business class
while she checks how her charities are doing.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)