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# hello what's all this then
it's called purecrap.jpg for a reason. I don't care. Holby City and Casualty are wank. I am also aware it's probably been done lots of times, and far better.



DEAR MOD, WE WERE EDITING TOGETHER. THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO MARRY ME.


it's a .jpg now anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Nice filesize.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# whoopsy!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# No, I mean it says "0Kb"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# It should do so no longer.
Turns out it was 750kb. So whoopsy.
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)
# 103k is still a fair way over the 50k suggested size
you're also going to piss off the mods by editing their edit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# if that's all it takes to piss them off
why are they mods on this site in particular.

Ta for the advice though. I remember why I rarely come on this side now.
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# I'm not pissed off in the slightest :)
And it still says 0 over here :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# I did hope that the mods weren't THAT petty.
I have no idea how or why it says 0.

I don't even know how that's possible to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Divine intervention.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
#
Awaken in a web like hell
How did I reach this place
Why are they haunting me
I cannot look at God's face
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)
# And the man at the back said everyone attack...
/tangeant
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
# >Get God's face
This is a text based adventure right?
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Go west!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Average png of that size is about 585k
no idea what this is as it tries to save as a bmp
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Lies!
It must be divine intervention.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# uh
718.5 KB
(Board Lurker is Unlurking all over your site, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)
# you know, that could feasibly have been written as a dialogue under a single JPEG.
 
without detracting from the humour at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# i think this way is funnier
personally
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# epic failure is always funny
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# no really
it's funny

all that 'im so shit' stuff is rubbish. either have faith in your abilities or don't post at all
if it truly is shit, you'll find out quick enough when no one replies
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Well this is a nice lot of replies.
So thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# 0kb? how'd you manage that?
also, pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# more like 720kb
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)
# not any mor... oh
where did the small one go?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# over 700k? nice one
woo
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# I knew there was a reason I didn't save images as .png
Fixed now.
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# awww
, cool stuff

edit/ more over zelous modding i see
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)
# How is it over zealous?
It was fucking HUGE.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# he said he was changing it
big fucking feet stomping again
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Oh, ok then.
You look lovely btw.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# you look great, how is that working out for you?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# My hair is silky smooth.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:21, archived)
# just an overlap in editing really
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# I'm not going to marry you though
I prefer fucking already-married women and getting them up the duff for a laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
# I knew it!
ZEUS
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:21, archived)
# here we go
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# haha
REPENT!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# nice
but big
also, g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Nighty night
if the bugs bite, batter them to death with a baseball bat or rolling pin
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# 'Night Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)
# pfffttt.....
double pfffttt....!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)