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# hahahahahaha
*fawns*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# YOU!
where'd you fuck off to?
i came to claim my tea and no-one was in
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# i was having a bath and doing my hair
and making myself look less tramp like for my job interview tomorrow.
i even have a smart new blouse and jacket and they make me look like a fucking arse.

come back again, i'll leave the door open, my room is second on the left
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Well good luck with the work front Amy!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# i need it
i'll either ladder my tights to fuck, fall over or spill something on my smart clothes or i'll be late or failing that, get into the interview and say fuck or cunt. a lot.

first job interview ever..god knows what i'm ment to say and i know one of them is a woman so i can't do the whole showing clevage thing.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# What's the job?



(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# selling beads.
well working in a nice little shop that sells bead and craft crap.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# try to avoid saying "beeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaads" in the interview then
 
I know I would have a problem with this
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# You made me laugh whilst inhaling
you utter rotter. *coughs*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# beeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaads..!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Should be easy enough!
Unless they are love beads!!!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
My first ever interview I said "Oh Bollocks" in the middle of it and I still got the job, and a couple of thousand more than they originally offered as well. But dont take that as advice.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Good luck with that.
Both the job interview, and the not looking like a tramp.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# NOW I LOOK LIKE A SLIGHTLY CLEANER AND BLONDER TRAMP
WITH NICELY TRIMMED HAIR.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Well that's just lovely.
So long as you don't smell of cheap cider you should be able to get away with it.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# a smashing new blouse, even.
 
I GOT A NEW T-SHIRT YESTERDAY, THAT IS THE EXTENT OF MY SARTORIAL DEVELOPMENT
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# that a smashing blouse you have on.
WHATS YOUR NEW T-SHIRT LIKE?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# MY MOTHER GAVE IT TO ME IT IS A PICTURE OF A DOG.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# it's a Barry Brickell design she picked up here:
www.tossi.org.nz/index.php?page=woolshed

stylised, white petroglyph on a black shirt.
make take a picture tomorrow.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# GOT THIS COOL SHIRT, WHEN I WEAR IT I'M THE SHIT.
 
IT'S REALLY NOT THAT LEGIT, MY MOM BOUGHT IT
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# yay
take a picccccccccccture. lots of pictures.
:D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Good luck with that.
NOT THAT YOU'LL NEED IT RIGHT?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# NAH.
I'M GONNA GO IN THERE AND SAY "OI BITCHFACE, GIVE ME THE FUCKING JOB OR I'LL SLAP YOU".

maybe.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Should work.
Nobody likes getting slapped.

Unless it's a masochist. Then you're fucked.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# nah
just change the or to an and
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# good luck
does that mean there are others in the house *waggles eyebrows*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# yes, my brother and my parents and my cats
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# cats
i'm in lads
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# also, this
 

 
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# TETCHY!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# you alright
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# all the better for seeing you here.
and how are you princess?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# not bad at all
all cool, you alright darling? how's the job hunting?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# life has been a lot better as of late.
got an interview tomorrow.
i've discovered i am capable of having tragic teenage crushes on people again and my mum keeps feeling sorry for me and buying me stuff.
it's great!

hows your back and work?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# good luck darling, watch those teenafge crushes, teen love doesen't work out very often
i'm ok, work and back are all in the bag
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# and i don't i know.
one person i like is my ex and the other is a really good friend.
the ex thing has more chance of working out than the friend thing, but i'msure the poor ex has been through enough trauma from last time.
i'm probably just avoiding the whole having to try and meet someone new and the whole process of working out if theere just an utter cunt, man slut or worth a try...which i'm crap at.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# do what you want, you don't need other people to be yourself
for me going backwards is always been worse, but who knows, just do your own thing, be sure that you are ok being alone or else you look for others for validation, LOOK AT MY PICTURE, see?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# awww daveypoos!
i know you hate internet hugs so come down here so i can hug you and buy you a pint.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)