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[challenge entry] HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!...

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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:12, archived)
# hippo birdy
and....


NORKS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)
# rofl tits
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)
# rofl-tits
1.create rofl-tits
2.sell
3.
4.profit!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:16, archived)
# I think you'll find that...
3. = wanking

(or maybe roflwanking)
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:19, archived)
# there is no 3!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)
# *wanks just to spite you*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Oh yeah.
spite-wanks are the best.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)
# are they the same
as angry wanks?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Anatomically, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Happy birthday!
He should be about a cm to the right ;-)

Edit: I've just taken all of someone's money off them in poker, and now I'm going for a celebratory bath. See you soon, all x

edit edit: maybe not. Half an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)
# ning hot tits
who the fuck is corrine bailey rae when she's at home?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Singer, does happy songs.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVNK_VDQY8I

like this one.

*squeezes* ning lovely.


although I'd wager no more happy songs for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:19, archived)
# why would she be funny though?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Her husband overdosed yesterday.
Been all over the news here. Because you know, there's no war on or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Has it?
I had no idea. Which is fine, because I don't really care.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:23, archived)
# I was assuming he was a he rather than an it.
UNLESS she was married to a table or something.

And it overdosed on....sanders.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:24, archived)
# I meant it as in the story.
But it is always tragic when a table ODs on sanders.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Gets me every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)
# she should sing the blues
blues and girlie singers go well together*


*this is not meant as an insult towards her...she has the voice for female blues
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)
# She would do good blues.
Best stuff for girls to sing, is the blues.

/blues singer to some blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:22, archived)
# happy birthday!
is it just me who doesn't find 7 of 9 attractive?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Nah, I'm with you.
My dad fecking hates star trek, but used to sit through it just cause he thought she was fit.

I never really understood it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:22, archived)
# would...
www.wonderfulfaces.com/pictures/JeriRyan/nude/jeri_ryan_012.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Christ...
Hardly any point in wearing a top really.

Still, I don't quite get it... I mean I'm not saying i WOULDN'T! But I don't get the obsession.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Trek + big tits in tight catsuit.
Janeway in her nightie for me, every time. Woof.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)
# This is true.
Picard in a nightie... Meow.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:31, archived)
# thank you for that...
...(wow!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:33, archived)
# The bitch, I wish I was that thin.
But never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Thin is boring
and unattractive.

Curves and normality = win.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Hurray for curves!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:39, archived)
# I'd quite like to be octagonal.
That'd be hard to argue with. I'm not fat, I'm 8 sided.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:40, archived)
# If you were rectangular it'd be more convenient for storage.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:41, archived)
# I don't want to be a rectangle.
That's a boyshape.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)
# And impromptu games of Tetris
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)
# It depends
Thin as in petite and flat chested is fairly sexy.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)
# The only woman like that who I consider sexually attractive with it
is Milla Jovovich.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Amelie?
She was quite petite anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)
# agreed
I'd rate her a seven
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Happy birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Happy Birthday! :)
And yay to rather fit former borgs

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)
# happy birthday to you
it is also my mummy's birthday today. are you my mum? if so, i'm sorry for not getting you a card or a present. I'm a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:19, archived)
# happy berthday!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:23, archived)
# ...*grab*...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Snap Happy Atomic Particle Day !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)
# careful
She'll have his eye out with those
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)
# a man should...
...be so lucky...:)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)