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[challenge entry] The erotic adventures of Cpt.Jean Luc Picard


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(captain_pirate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# quick, get the soldering iron!
data is leaking coolant!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)
# at an alarming rate
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)
# i'm detecting any leak...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
# leaking coolant at an alarming rate.....
damn, that's going to annoy me until i remember where i heard it before
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)
# think about it
a human
dressed as a robot
having a whizz
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)
# ah, thanks.
fry pissing behind the bins on robot planet.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# *winces at the thought of using a soldering iron there*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)
# *tackles*
'ello milfy
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Allo filfy ;)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)
# *giggles*
so you think you can beat my 10lb 7oz offspring?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# God, I hope not!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)
# that's nothing!
i was 11lb 2, my brother was 15lb 1.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# 15lb!!!!!!
*faints*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# he had to be that big
because he was-and still is-full of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)
# my grampa was 16lb
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Eeeeeep
Largest baby recorded was 22lb *winces*

Fortunately, there are no giants in my family that I know of - we're all dinky. Especially mum, but then she was prem....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)
# my mum is 5ft 1, my dad is 5ft 5
they just had fat babies
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Eeep!
TJ: I see somebody sneaked a rude name into an appropriate article:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7312412.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)
# RIS.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)
# near the bottom in the 'your comment' bit...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Say the name of the guy who wrote:
This all reads like an awful lot of pseudo science to me. Our parents aspirations for us rarely turn out to be fulfilled - so what does it matter what name they gave us? out loud a few times.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)
# BADUM TISH!
thanks for pointing it out!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Hugh is not a funny name.
(Slurpy The Frog, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Hugh.

Either I missed it or I can't pronounce Hugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# awww they spotted it
It was Hugh Janus.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# what,
hugh? Maybe if it was Hugh Jars, something like that..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Lisa Thompson!
pfft!

Oh those kids!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)
# That's a cracker, isn't it?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Would have been funnier
If I wasn't expected to scan then entire article twice before finding it at the bottom of the comments.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Sorry.
I'll spoon-feed you funnies in future.
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Did anyone else look at this picture and think
"Northern Fock?"


news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7313896.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)