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(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:16, archived)
# *wants*
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:20, archived)
# cor
instant marmite!

just add water pills!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:20, archived)
# *yes*
I actually hate Marmite, and the chances of this being Fp'd are zero, but what the fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Why's that, I'm intrigued?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:29, archived)
# Well, the mods are a bunch of sycophantic whores.
We need a board based on actual votes, and not some fat cunts decision.

Or, a People's Popular Cunt, something.

And no, this has nothing to do with my own shit, as the stuff I make is understoood by no one, except me.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:31, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/popular/
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:32, archived)
# Yes, but like that, but in 3D.
I'm just a little pissed off about seeing really good stuff not fp'd.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:34, archived)
# *nods*
DEMOCRACY!
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:37, archived)
# having mods do the fp'ing is a good thing IMHO
if fp images were automatically selected by number of votes then it could be rigged
also the mods will fp images that not many people saw or voted for because they are good/funny (which probably explains a few of the images I've had put on the front page)

the popular page is an excellent feature of b3ta, it means you do get to see the really good/funny stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:38, archived)
#
agreed about popular.
it's for the days you can't be arsed to lurk for hours waiting for the funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:39, archived)
# or the weeks one can't be arsed to lurk for days waiting for the funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:41, archived)
#
I'd very much like to see a "More" down at the bottom of popular. Sometimes I'm not in the mood for b3ta for a few weeks, or I just want to look back and get a second laugh at stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:43, archived)
# I wish there was a "Best Of Board History" link
with pages & pages of ALL the past fp images
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:45, archived)
# That would be brilliant
Although, a lot of redexes I presume.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:48, archived)
#
rss.gregarius.net/b3ta/ goes back as long as there's been a feed I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:51, archived)
# cool
thanks for that link
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 3:17, archived)
# or the lurks one can't be weeksed arsing for the waits
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:58, archived)
# Closest I can manage


Edit : I'm not saying I agree or disagree. I do see the odd thing on the FP and think "Oh, it's only because it's him", but I've put that down to my tastes not being the same as everybody elses.

I don't let it worry me. We now have 2 ways of making our own "best" pages. The new friend system is a plus there - although the word "friend" is a bit misleading.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:38, archived)
# There needs to be a BIG link on the Front Page to this stuff.
Also, make everything nice.

Under;

BEST OF THE BOARD
Here are things you may also like.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:40, archived)
# "See other popular images"
you're right, a link like that on the front page would be welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:43, archived)
# We've all learnt alot here tonight..and now..
Pendulum - Slam
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:46, archived)
# A good song, but highly overplayed.
Girl in the Fire is one of my favourites.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:49, archived)
# Cunt.
Tis a fine album.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:51, archived)
# Tis indeed.
Ain't got shit on Jilted though.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:51, archived)
# Prodigy?
There is no other.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:56, archived)
# Damn right there isn't
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:59, archived)
# That would be a VERY good idea.
One of the better suggestions I've seen, as it doesn't split up the board and is likely to make a lot of people happy without making anyone really upset.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:44, archived)
# Well, do it then.
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:47, archived)
# FUCKING HELL, I'M BUSY.
I'LL DO IT LATER, DICKMUNCH.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:49, archived)
# OOH, OOH, ALSO..
B3TA LABS

Where you can submit ideas for new features.

Yes.

Christ, I'm fucking amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:50, archived)
# I think there's a "new features" suggestion thingy somewhere
Try under QotW.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:51, archived)
# Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:52, archived)
# too many new features could be a bad thing
too much clutter on what in principle is a simple site, make & post pictures mainly
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 3:19, archived)
# I do agree, to an extent.
Mods seem to FP things by people they like more than favour the images that are good/funny etc sometimes.

It's not always the case though, and some things do definitely deserve being on there, but if everything 280px wide on the popular page went on there, it would be fairly quick moving, and fairly lame I think.

It's a bit hit and miss, but it seems to work.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:41, archived)
# SHUT THE FUCK UP AND AGREE WITH ME.
Christ, I'm bored.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:42, archived)
# how can you shut up and agree at the same time?
PARADOX ALERT!!! PARADOX ALERT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:44, archived)
# *nods silently*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:45, archived)
# *glares at smartypants*
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:47, archived)
# Ive noticed a few front pages sneaking through that have about 3 comments saying lol
while another popular image will get 50 LOLs and just get left to rot on the popular page.
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:50, archived)
# This is the case sometimes
And leaves a lot of people wondering.

I think the suggestions about a link to "Other popular images" or "Other images you may like" would be brilliant.

Not just because it would keep people happy, but the other elements of b3ta would become popular.

You never see the brilliant art on the front page unless it's funny, but some stuff is just phenomenal. It deserves to have recognition and exposure, so that would keep even more people happy.

I can't see who would be upset by the addition of it.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:55, archived)
# &^^^^^^^^^this, some of the artwork is amazing
A FINE POINT, WELL MADE.

You shitting canal.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 3:32, archived)
# Fucking yes please.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:22, archived)
# :D
Awesome.
g'night b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:23, archived)
# make this happen!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:25, archived)
# is there a squirt-gun version?
like in the kind of bottle for spraying water in a fine mist on plants
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:26, archived)
# IT WOULD BE LIKE CILLET BANG ON TOAST
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:27, archived)
# a marmite mist
what an intriguing idea
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:28, archived)
# INSTANT TAN
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:30, archived)
# eeewww
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:33, archived)
# i thought i saw a marmite mist once
turns out dad's hangover fart was a little more solid than he'd expected :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:30, archived)
# ewwwwwwwwwww
I hope you took a pic and uploaded it to www.ratemypoo.com
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:32, archived)
# i was about 7
and about to be gassed to death, so i cut my losses and ran for it. i was so glad when we moved to a house with 2 bathrooms.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:34, archived)
# every house should have at least two toilets
nothing worse than walking into a toxic cloud of deadly fumes
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:35, archived)
# i just moved out
and left my mother and brother to deal with my dad's biohazard ringpiece
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:39, archived)
# Hahaha
I once won a year's supply of marmite in a competition....one jar!*

*/tim vine blog
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:29, archived)
# that's like 20 cigarette lighters for £1...
it's a box of matches
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:34, archived)
# i spread because i love.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 4:29, archived)