always tricky, the love between a robot cab driver fixed to his taxi
and an explosive prosthetic head.
But they made it work. Bless them.
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Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:50,
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But they made it work. Bless them.
Don't tell me - Zoe Wannamaker
and Anton Rogers off of Fresh Fields
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Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:52,
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and Amanda Holden
as the lithe but superficially troubled daughter
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Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:57,
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it can't fail
how can ITV take months to come up with something like this when b3ta can do it in a matter of minutes?
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Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:01,
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because, contrary to appearances,
all these actors have souls.
ITV executives must spend months alternating between threatening their first born, torturing them with pliers and leeches and occasionally stopping and stroking them warmly while murmuring "just one more season, one more and it can stop..." in a choking, smoke-laced whisper.
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Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:04,
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ITV executives must spend months alternating between threatening their first born, torturing them with pliers and leeches and occasionally stopping and stroking them warmly while murmuring "just one more season, one more and it can stop..." in a choking, smoke-laced whisper.
I've recently re-read all of TV go home
and it's affected my writing style more than a little.
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Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:07,
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I'd detest her given half a chance
oh... wait... that's not right
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Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:02,
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And Sophie Aldred
according to his book.
Lucky fucker. How does the millionaire TV funnyman do it?
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Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:08,
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Lucky fucker. How does the millionaire TV funnyman do it?
It's hardly surprising
running around with all those younger women and that.
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Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:01,
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their wacky neighbour could be
mutant-in-a-mutant leader Kuato
or a stereotyped black or gay man.
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Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:53,
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or a stereotyped black or gay man.
Who has dressed up as a woman as a joke,
but then the vicar pops in 'round for tea!
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Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:54,
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Lawks-a-lordy
hilarity ensues
as Hale and Pace walk into the room and are instantly cut down by a storm of fully automatic gunfire into their pudgy, shit-dragging legs and arms. The remainder of the episode focuses on their faces as they are fucked to death in their arses and bullet wounds by unusually well-hung mars mutants.
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Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:57,
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as Hale and Pace walk into the room and are instantly cut down by a storm of fully automatic gunfire into their pudgy, shit-dragging legs and arms. The remainder of the episode focuses on their faces as they are fucked to death in their arses and bullet wounds by unusually well-hung mars mutants.
while a Peter BLOODY Kay is forced to sing the national anthem in falsetto
over and over and over again while bound up with chicken wire and standing in a tin bath full of ice-cold water
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