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[challenge entry] IT IS THE FUTURE

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(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:52, archived)
# hahaha
"I'm Nadine Baggott, and I brush crap on the faces of people you might have heard of"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)
# lol npeptides
wtf?

I need chicken
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)
# get me some chicken!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)
#
Obliges
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)
# now that's a plump chicken
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)
#
other type of chicken


NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Why oh why did I look!
Very NSFW I feel :)

Here is another kind of chicken too:

heynice.com/media-archives/2006-10/marty1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)
# chickentiem
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)
# hahahah
cock
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)
# i was thinking as i walked in to work just now,
"why doesn't anyone eat chicken in the morning?"
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)
# That is actually a very good point.
*bacons*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)
# chickens are notoriously late risers
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)
# cock-a-doodle LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)
# haha
that's cocks, they get up early in the morning

chickens get very confused by Rice Krispies, which is why they stay in bed
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)
# "that's cocks, they get up early in the morning"
That'll be the morning wood for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)
# you know, that's a valid point
I think it's worthy of research, and an EU grant to fund this research
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)
# i will write to my Euro MP forthwith
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Is your Euro MP
Peter Mandelson?

Mine isnt....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)
# i have literally no idea
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:06, archived)
# I dont know who mine is either to be honest with you.
I just imagine that if it was Peter Mandelson, I would know.

Edit: I am still none the wiser: www.europarl.org.uk/uk_meps/MembersMain.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)
# excellent
and I shall burn things!

in the street
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)
# You're not one of those bloody Frenchies are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)
# /leeroy blog
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Oo gosh!
How winsome!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)
# i don't think i've ever been called winsome
it better be good or you're for it at playtime
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)
# I love the name "Nadine Baggot".

I burst out laughing the first time I heard it.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)
# It can't be real shirley?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)
# it is
and don't call me Shirley
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Whats your Vector Victor?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)
# I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Does that mean we have Clearance Clarence?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Roger, Roger
My favourite joke in that whole film is "They can't be off course, they're on instruments"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)
# My ex has my box set of the 2 films.
And she is in Switzerland! But I am going to see her in 3 weeks so I shall steal them back from her then :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)
# what? who?
is this science? *fears*

also, *thick and doesn't have a telly*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)
# get a telly
you fucking hippy
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)
# hahah, SHAN'T!
i don't have time because of free internet porns
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Dear Miss
The dog ate most of my homework so this is all that's left:
Word on the street is hexapeptides. They stop you looking like a old hag.
But the new woman off of the telly is a slag, my bro's had her. The end.

(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)