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# bliemy its a slow evening

I am animating cheese for a 3d tutorial
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Mmmm...
I have some of this on warm muffins. It makes me happy.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:46, archived)
# add marmite
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:47, archived)
# cheese and marmite mmm
better than sex and easier to toast
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Yes...
Cheese with an underlayer of marmite is good on toast but I prefer my muffins to be a bit more virgin.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:48, archived)
# yes muffins have that softness and doughiness
like unchartered territory
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Just waiting for you to sink your teeth into that soft, yeasty flesh.
Oops, have I gone too far?
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Marmite?
Hmmmm... Lea and Perrin's, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Soy sauce can also be good.
Splashed on halfway through grilling.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Ooooh! Fusion food!







possibly
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:55, archived)
# I just like adding more salt to already salty foods.
I'm like the Anti-Jamie Oliver.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:55, archived)
# ...
*dessecates*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Cocoa-nuts?
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Salty nuts?
(Blimey... suddenly it's all gone a bit Freshwater Mole in here...)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:02, archived)
# I went to a Turkish restaurant called Hot Nuts the other day...
It was good.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:03, archived)
# you dont draw enough cheeses!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:47, archived)
# it's about time you
published some tutorials. Your monopoly of the talent has gone on for far too long ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:47, archived)
# try reading 3dworld magazine
this'll be about the 40th tutorial I've written
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Pwned.
Lol.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:52, archived)
#
i actually typed that exact same response, but then thought... nah

I'm glad the idea wasn't wasted
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:53, archived)
# I heart your cast-off mindpiss.
It's what I'm here for.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:54, archived)
# i have no idea what you and elvis are on about
thank fuck for stephen fry.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Are you calling me a homo??
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:56, archived)
# not on this ocassion
would you be troubled if i had.

the lovely mr fry is coming on the telly any minute and i'm off.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Enjoy, you homo!
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:00, archived)
# ooh
its that thing about the machine that prints battenbergs tonight yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:59, archived)
# can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:53, archived)
# certainly
and turned in to a frothy strawberry flavoured shake
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:53, archived)
# How rude!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:57, archived)
# that's not rude
This is rude... *touches, twists, grabs and yanks*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:00, archived)
# That's not rude
That's a mating dance
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:01, archived)
# gotta love you and leave you
"wanking the dead" is just starting on bbc1
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:05, archived)
#
*deposits, wipes up pays*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:02, archived)
# I know of that.
and I'm sure you knew I knew ;)
I merely meant some simple tutorials for the general consumption of b3ta numpties.
I've enough magazine subscriptions without adding another in an area I only dabble in for a bit of fun.

Tattyworld is opening a tutorial section if you fancied offering some simple beginner advice.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:59, archived)
# I've never been on there,
just doesn't grab me. The stuff I do here is jut arsing about, writing a tutorial about it is like disecting a joke and explaining all the fun bits away.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Preachy.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:04, archived)
# fair enough.
I was only thinking of the techniques involved. You clearly have a deep grasp of 3DS max and as the only knowledge I have of it ( being as I don't work with it daily ) is gleaned from what those with the knowledge are willing to share.

As for my original comment I'm sure you know it was a light-hearted comment meant to amuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:05, archived)
# indeed :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Cheese doesn't move,
good place to start.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:48, archived)
# it's being grated
slow removal of geometry from the main mass with particles for the gratings
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:52, archived)
# lack of more people dying
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:50, archived)
# That is cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:58, archived)
# you are most astute today sir*
I trust you are fit and well?


*and handsome
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:15, archived)