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# What is Battenburg? I feel deprived by not having had it.
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(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Is what happens when cake and food dye meet in pseudo posh English confectionary
wrapped in Jam & Marzipan, wrapped in a lie!

*edit* good ole Wiki: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battenburg_cake
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# it is the Cake of Kings
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# In the same way that Posh and Becks are the king and queen of fashion ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# It is the most delicious cake imaginable.
It has four sub-cakes - the pink tasting of rose and the yellow tasting of lions. The outer coating is made from industrial grade carbon-fibre. It is ideal for eating cake in places where there is a strong magnetic field.

It is best accompanied with flat, two-day old tap water.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# How many different cake recipes did aperture science make?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Eight (8)
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Many,
but most were lies...

*such as this one!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# ^ All of the above..
and this en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battenberg_cake

FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
#
imaginable available.

The most delicious cake imaginable would be like battenburg but more so.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# so it's marzipan wrapped and not much but a coloured teacake
~myah~
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)
# With apricot jam!
Don't forget that!

Battenburg sans apricot jam is about as good as Jaffa cakes without the orange jelly!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# fucking hell
THIS STUFF SOUNDS TERRIBLE!!!!!!

*munches on ANZAC biccies*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Well I don't think you can live on it...
but with the addition of some peas and carrots, who knows!?

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)
# *gasp*
it's the finest marzipan-covered-multi-coloured-madeira cake money can buy
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# He's the pink and yellow marzipan-flavoured bloke
who played Mahoney in the Police Academy films.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)