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# American pies are generally pudding, aren't they?
Imagine that. Living in a country where you can't get a decent steak and ale.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Or pie...
;o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# As long as I could get a decent cup of tea, I would be sound as a pound
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# you'd have to make it yourself.
Apparently you can't ask for one in a coffee shop and get a proper one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Ah well, I can count the number of times i've been in a coffee house on one hand
That's right, 6 times
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)
# The Dutch ones are better than others.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# the EU are banning smoking in coffee shops
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# well
we'll just have to start boiling it in butter and injecting. much safer...
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)
# The EU can kiss my chuddies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)
# My schmoking daze are behind me i'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)
# is that a cock in your hand sir
or do you have six fingers?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Well, a cock in the hand is worth two in the bush
No...wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)
# as a very rough estimate, I'd say you have a 14.795% chance
of decent cuppa, on average, across the whole of the US
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Barbarians
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I agree


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I imagine I'd just sit there and want proper savoury pie.
Purely because I couldn't have it.


Actually I'd make it, sell it, become rich, buy America and force them all to wear lovely frilly frocks all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# They'd never go for it
you can't eat it with your hands . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)
# That's true.
It doesn't come in a bucket, either.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)
# mmmmmm....
new family sized Bucket O' Offal ... with two large sides (inside and outside) and a high fructose corn syrupbeverage (or drink) of YOUR choice!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)
# the new family sized Bucket O' Offal contains:
3 portions of tripe wings,
17 Mascot Themed Shaped Liver Bites for the younger demographic,
Dad's favorite: The Super HOT Cajun Spicy Sweetbread Burger,
For the mom, the easily washable, self microwaving, slim half cal diet thyroid salad with ranch dressing,
Fries.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Especially male Republicans
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)
# You read my mind, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)
# *Reads more*
ewwwww, that's disgusting, that's just wrong, and that's physically impossible
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)