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# as in stopped in a middle of an update
or hasn't updated for days?

you can normally sort it by going into the control centre and manually downloading
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Components are in errorstate.
The Anti-Virus, and Update Manager. Try and manually update and it comes up as unsuccessful.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)
# no idea then
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Have you tried turning it off and on again?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)
# .... then why not try turning it on and off again
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)
# you've got a virus
there is no choice now but to steam clean all your curtains and hide your shoes, then go round your house dinging a large bell and shouting "Hitler, I know you're in here, come out this minute!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)
# OH FUCK. YOU MEAN.... I'VE GOT A HITLER?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:34, archived)
# all the evidence points to it
you may have one (or more or less) of these Hitlers:

Evil Hitler
Nazi Hitler
Dancing Hitler (also includes Ropey Dancing Hitler)
Virus Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:38, archived)
# or a combination of multiple hitlers!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)
# *adds Multiple Hitler to list*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)
# AVG have stopped updating the Free version
It's an arse and I'm on the lookout for a new antivirus now.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:37, archived)
# I use a glob of Swarfega on the end of a pipecleaner
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)
# HAHAHAHA.
Oh man.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Oh what.
I'll go get Avast then.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)
# how about zone alarm
they used to be ok, now i have the nice free virgin one.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)
# OH, YOU'RE A FUCKING GENIUS.
I forgot Zone Alarms had anti-virus too. I turned it off and went straight over to AVG. HURR HURR GUHHRRR.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)
# haven't used it for a while
www.zonealarm.com/store/content/catalog/products/sku_list_za.jsp

i'm rather surprised all isp's don't provide one free.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)
# I have just this second updated AVGfree(7.5) successfully
Maybe you all just smell :)
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)
# I'll uninstall/re then.
BUT ONLY WHEN I CBA.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)
# I see from their site that AVG 8.0 (paid for) is now available
Try downloading the AVG 8.0 30-day free trial version, in 30 days they will probably have a free 8.0 available
I have great faith in them and expect I will have to do this soon
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)