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[challenge entry] For teh compo

I knew it would come in handy one day !

From the Photoshop The Beatles challenge. See all 439 entries (closed)

(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Those hats look like pie sides
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)
# You live in Wigan
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:27, archived)
# no-one lives in wigan
they just exist
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)
# OH HALP. (TJ)
AVG has stopped updating. Is there a quick fix or will I have to uninstall/reinstall. Because I don't know if I can be bothered doing that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:27, archived)
# you must sacrifice a virgin
and drink his blood.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Where's ClanSoul?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)
# I miss him.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)
# :-(
Meany



/key skills lesson. OMG YAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Why am I mean? :(
Do you work, young lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Because you love ClanSoul, rather than giving the rest of us a chance *sobs*
It's a Power Point Presentation... ¬¬
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)
# haha key skills is a brilliant 'lesson'
teaching you stuff you already know!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)
# how to scratch decorative motifs
into the paintwork of a car
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:38, archived)
# its practical stuff like that
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)
# "how many people know what excel does?"
"mmmmnnnnnnggggggg"
"thats right its a spreadsheet"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Haha
THIS IS TROOF
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Key Skills you say...


Like that?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:50, archived)
# is that one of those shops where you get to watch repairs?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)
# or your shoes cobbled
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)
# and quite often they sell luggage too...
/observational 'comedy'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Yea....

You can pop in any time and just sit and watch things being repaired?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:56, archived)
# fucking key skills
the reason i quit a horticultural design course, too much fucking key skills and not enough horticulture, i finished my damn degree a year before i started it. also the spotty 19 year olds on the course generally pissed me off.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)
# It's true.
You're 3rd fave though. DON'T FORGET CAEWAN (L)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Oh well, I suppose 3rd is alright for the time being
Might be able to persuade you otherwise.


(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)
# I'm also chatting up Mr Pineapple at the moment.
I might get lucky with him in London *rubs hands together*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)
# I hope you do
Won't have to share cakes with you then.

Hmph
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Noooo. Don't take away the cakes :(((((((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Well don't be gay then.
Do we have a deal? ^_^

EDITS: Got to leave college now and hop on my motorbike for the gruelling 5 miles home. Bye x
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)
# key skills?
is that where they teach you how to break into a place when you're on the rob?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Hehe
Nope, it's just Shit
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Why?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)
# they've got new blocks at the nursery
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)
# firing right in aboot some lass
probably
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)
# please.
Don't.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)
# all red in the face...
... grunting
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)
# WHAT DID I JUST SAY, MISTER?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)
# alright....
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)
#
Dear Mr Hexachordal

I listened to one of your songs too loud and now I have a twitch in my neck.

Thank you
Wibble, Bibble & Boing
Solicitors
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Hoorah!
Next step: Inciting mass suicide through song!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)
# you == emo
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)
# you got any new musics up then?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)
# oooooh MEEOOOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)
# ooooh QUACK
Sorry, this pointless 'lesson' is driving me nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)
# ooooh oink!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Ooooh Sheehan
I figured that sounds a bit like an animal noise.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)
# haha
how old are you again?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I would have offered myself
until I noticed it said 'his blood' as opposed to hers.

EDIT: I didn't ashally answer the question before, I'm 17.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)
# I just trying to mess with your minds
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:46, archived)
# I'm sorry but you did not succeed.
*sympathy hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:49, archived)
# that's what you think
but you only think that because I messed with your mind...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:50, archived)
# OH MY, YOU'RE DESCARTES' EVIL DEMON!
just had a Philosophy lesson ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8305585
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Round and round we go.
TIME TO LEAVE KEY SKILLS NOW, BAI!
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)
# I'm here.
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:04, archived)
# more TJs than Ts recently...
no idea btw ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)
# as in stopped in a middle of an update
or hasn't updated for days?

you can normally sort it by going into the control centre and manually downloading
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Components are in errorstate.
The Anti-Virus, and Update Manager. Try and manually update and it comes up as unsuccessful.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)
# no idea then
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Have you tried turning it off and on again?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)
# .... then why not try turning it on and off again
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)
# you've got a virus
there is no choice now but to steam clean all your curtains and hide your shoes, then go round your house dinging a large bell and shouting "Hitler, I know you're in here, come out this minute!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)
# OH FUCK. YOU MEAN.... I'VE GOT A HITLER?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:34, archived)
# all the evidence points to it
you may have one (or more or less) of these Hitlers:

Evil Hitler
Nazi Hitler
Dancing Hitler (also includes Ropey Dancing Hitler)
Virus Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:38, archived)
# or a combination of multiple hitlers!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)
# *adds Multiple Hitler to list*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)
# AVG have stopped updating the Free version
It's an arse and I'm on the lookout for a new antivirus now.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:37, archived)
# I use a glob of Swarfega on the end of a pipecleaner
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)
# HAHAHAHA.
Oh man.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Oh what.
I'll go get Avast then.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)
# how about zone alarm
they used to be ok, now i have the nice free virgin one.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)
# OH, YOU'RE A FUCKING GENIUS.
I forgot Zone Alarms had anti-virus too. I turned it off and went straight over to AVG. HURR HURR GUHHRRR.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)
# haven't used it for a while
www.zonealarm.com/store/content/catalog/products/sku_list_za.jsp

i'm rather surprised all isp's don't provide one free.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)
# I have just this second updated AVGfree(7.5) successfully
Maybe you all just smell :)
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)
# I'll uninstall/re then.
BUT ONLY WHEN I CBA.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)
# I see from their site that AVG 8.0 (paid for) is now available
Try downloading the AVG 8.0 30-day free trial version, in 30 days they will probably have a free 8.0 available
I have great faith in them and expect I will have to do this soon
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)
# getting towards the end of the compo i see
but i do love me some beattie
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)
# nice work
I like it

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)