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# Ah, the updated Easter story
'And lo, Jesus rode into Jerusalem on the back of a gleaming Harley. And he looked and saw it was full of bombs. And he said unto his disciples 'Bugger this for a game of Roman soldiers, who's for Agia Napa?''
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)
# And lo Mary Magdalene did hop on the pillion...
Awesome! Quoth the Lord. Now for some dope and a litre of Jack and we can get this party started.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)
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(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)
# a gif for every occasion!
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)
# I seem to have a surplus of Jesus gifs
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I've got a Jesus jpg...
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)
# I was just about to ask about that pic!!
best of all the RIS pics.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Hurrah!
Cheers =)
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:30, archived)
# :o)
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)
# And they did ride unto the coast
Where Mary didst panic, and wonder how they were to come unto Cyprus.
And Jesus said unto her 'Watch this shit', as he carried her all the way across the med
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)
# And Simon, who is called Peter, did hang ten, and spake unto Christ
'caught my first tube today, Lord'. And lo, there was much rejoicing
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)
# And the Lord said
'That's nothing, check this out' and all the sea were turned to wine.
And Simon, who is called Peter, sayeth 'Fantastic, now where do I piss?'
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)
# And Simon, who is called Peter, was right ticked off.
'Bloody one-upmanship' quoth he. 'One day someone's going to nail that smug git to a tree'. And lo he did go forth from that place to another place, and spake thusly: 'Judas, me old china. A word in your shell-like...'

And verily the rest is history. Or mythology at any rate.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)