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# Christ... I need a beer
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)
# you loon!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)
# *GRABS FRYING PAN*
*SPAAAAAAAAAANG*

I have beer, it is very tasty, all I need is a woman and I will be happy
(edit, I sort you out, mwhahaahaha now your replies make no sense!!!)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)
# CHICK
This all made sence till smart arse above edited his comments !!!!!



CHICK /\
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)
# I'm thinking this kind (NSFW)
www.2wallpaper.com/weirdspot/naked_woman_street.jpg
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Damm work filter
Cannot be bother to log on server and disable.
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)
# im actually thinking that it's the prelude to piss porn
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)
# i was thinking they'd done a good job airbrushing out the pile of poo
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)
# even I'm not that bad
but they airbrushed out a puddle or a pile. OR there was one or the other on the way
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)
# too bony
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)
# I DONT CARE IT DOES NOT HAVE BALLS
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)
# the one with the shades and the flowery dress?
PHWOAR
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)
# I prefer women
to baby chickens

/80s PC brigade blog
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Women


Feed 56 times a day.
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)
# YUMYUM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)
# NO!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)
# WOULD
YEAH ID BE FEEDING 56 TIMES A DAY!!!!!!!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)
# that's no women...
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Maybe not A Woman
but certainly enough for about 5 women.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)
# ^this^
with extra fold sweat
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmm
She should be in the advertising for McDonalds
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)
# IM LOVIN IT
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Can I take your order please:
Women from pic: Yeah can I av' a McCow init ?

McD Person : With or without Grass ?
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)
# hhhaahahahahah
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)
# god that would taste good
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Sexing instructions:
1) Roll in flour
2) Go for the wet spot
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)
# just pick a flappy crevasse and go for it
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)
# or for the alliterative:
Find a Fold and Fuck it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)
# oi what's wrong with my slang
(bloody poms)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)
# pervert
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)
# GIT
GIT GIT GIT GIT oh and GIT
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Re: Above
Re: You re edit of comment K3B/-\B
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)
# YES!
the internets can now not get any better
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)
# *SPANGS WITH CONTENTS OF FRYING PAN STILL THERE*
Well done though, you made my friend laugh.

His name is Jon =]
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)
# /unlurks
SPANG!
&woo, of course

/relurkamafies
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)
# mr toast, what is this obsession with scrotums you have developed?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)
# no obsession
just seemed the right thing at the time :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Beer @ 1pm?
COOL. I might join in.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)
# I want BEER
Gonna have to wait till been dragged to Tiger Tiger tonight! But then again being dragged by lost of WOMEN :D
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)
# CORR. Can I come?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)
# I dunno ?
Can you CUM ?
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)
# I hope so.
How do you do it?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)
# See
This man, He can help.

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)
# I SHALL HIRE THE GOOD MAN FOR A THRUPPENNY PIECE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)
#
would be jealous if it was cider.

Stupid no alcohol allowed in college.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Gutted unlucky :)
Hello.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Hi ^_^
How is today?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Snooker is on in ten minutes.
UNTIL 6PM. YAY. After that I plan on reading and bathing.

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)
# I want to watch the snooker
and have a beer
and not be at work
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Snooker fan are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Snooker loopy nuts are ye!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)
# I DOOH LUVS THE SNOOCKERS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Not huge
but I got a tenner on Maguire this year
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)
# You and your snooker.
I actually watched a little bit yesterday because my dad wanted to see this guy 'finish his break'... It was pretty impressive.

Reading and bathing are always nice ^_^

I'm not too bad, just keep generally getting attacked by someone trying to hijack my computer. Sorry in advance for any random posts such as 'penis penis penis penis penis' =]

(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)
# I sort of expect you to type that anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Regardless of what you think
I AM NOT ACTUALLY TWELVE
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)
# WHATEVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Mean
*sobs like an adult*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)
# *pouncelove*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Weirdo, only liking crying people.
*hugs back reeeeally*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:42, archived)
# >:(
YOU'RE GOING ON IGNORE. I TRY AND BE NICE AND COSY AND I GET CALLED A WEIRDO. HUMPF.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Noooooooo
I didn't mean it, I swear!

Cosy again please, yeah? :-)


pleeeeease
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)
# PERHAPS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)
# *offers cakey treats*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)
# You've won me over :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)
# *glees*
^_^


I owe you so many cakes now, London's gonna be SPONGEY.

(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Might be able to slip away today
desk move over the weekend, so we've got to pack our stuff up this arvo...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Ah, good luck, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)