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(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 7 May 2008, 12:27, archived)
# can we not just put them in airtight boxes
and pretend they are cryongenics chambers?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Formaldehyde filled pods.
Suspend them from London bridge as a reminder to all that being a toffy little gobshite gets you nowhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Captain WoW, the voice of understanding.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Fuck yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:33, archived)
# *votes*
Gobshite isn't used enough in everday conversation.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 7 May 2008, 12:31, archived)
# :D it's one of my favourite words.
www.b3ta.com/board/8348299#post8348318

GobBaby.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Good lord!
How marvellously unsettling...

My inlaws in Dublin had a cat called Gobshite...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 7 May 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Hahaha excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Gobshite is an excellent Irish word
like Skummle and Guinness and Craic
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:39, archived)
# No, no, no.
"Crack" is an english word, and also features in Hiberno-English.
"Craic" is pseudo-Irish nonsense made up in the early twentieth century by gobshites who really should have known better.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Or 'crayke' as my colleague
so amusingly refers to it.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:43, archived)
# There are even fools who have tried to relate the term back to the cattle stealing japes of the pre-Norman days.
They claim that "the craic was ninety" means "I stole ninety cows last night.
Wrong headed hoors.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:44, archived)
# the last one was ironic
... no one understands me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:44, archived)
# You should have used the ironic font.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# oh dear lord
how the world needs an officially ironic font

THIS IS THE FUTURE
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Yeah, that's what we need, comic sans everywhere
it would lead to CHAOS!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:52, archived)
# I disagree
Clearly being a toffy little gobshite does get you somewhere. EG Boris
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Aye but look at what comes with it.
Every sensible person looks on Boris with rather a large serving of disdain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:33, archived)
# But you're forgetting
He's got 11 Billion quid to spend
Therefore I like him. bugger London transport, crime, firefighting etc
Lets have a party
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:35, archived)
# I could have 11 billion quid if I gave a shit.
But bollocks, you'd have to give all of it to me if you wanted me to run London.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Oh go on then
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:37, archived)
# on the 31st
gleeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:36, archived)
# apart from the 1 million fuckwits
who voted for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I did say 'sensible person'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Indeed you did,

so I shall switch to dispairing about the lack of sensible people!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I blame the government
... for the lack of sensible people... who vote for the government ... who keep people stupid... so that they vote for the gov...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I blame
YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:44, archived)
# it is at least partially my fault
... for allowing you to live for so long

*attacks with knives*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# *defends with forks*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:46, archived)
# arg - he knows my only weakness
I'll get you next time!!!

*drives off in flying super car*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Sensible people generally don't have a lot of money.
And I don't live in London so I'm convinced 90% of the people who live there have serious dollar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:43, archived)
# money's not all it's cracked up to be
look at the wankers who have it all....
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Too many cunts like me
coming down here taking real Londoners jobs...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:46, archived)
# You BASTARD.
What will poor Tarquin do now? Call daddy, that's what. I hope you're happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:46, archived)
# and do you know how much a phone call costs?
no - neither does he... he doesn't know how much anything costs.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Except cocaine

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:49, archived)
# it's all right
I redress the balance by paying my staff next to fuck all!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:48, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:50, archived)
# This^
May contain wrongness
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:46, archived)
# ha ha ha
the minister for justice ladies and gentlemen ... Justice, in action, for London.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:34, archived)
# *big grin and thumbs up*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:34, archived)
# wow
both thumbs!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Two Tumbs Fresh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:38, archived)
# two tumbs?
Two more and you'd be bovine
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:39, archived)
# lacist
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I know it's bindun but I can't find it
Or be bothered to go n look

Justice = Not Dat
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:36, archived)
# hang on a minute.
I'm sure I'm a toffy little gobshite.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Exception to the rule.
Plus I'm not going to be the one to manhandle you into a pod. It just won't work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:39, archived)
# is there nakedness and gel
a la the matrix? I'm willing to give it a go if you need to test the theory.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:40, archived)
# No, formaldehyde and piss soaked girls aloud t shirts.
We could practice though. You pretend to be nonchalant and I'll tackle you into this vat of lemon curd.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Who's piss?
Girls Aloud's?

considers...
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Joint effort.
Not girls aloud's, it'll burn through the t shirt. More fanny disease than an American proctologist's office, them 'girls'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I love lemon curd.
that is all. ( except this bit where I ask who calls it lemon cheese? mad bastards, that's who).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I've never heard it called that.
I love it too. It's pretty much indispensable if I'm making cheesecake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Sceptics call it lemon cheese
Cos they are befuddled by the wurd Curd.

Can't stand the spluff myself, makes me want to barf
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Lemon cheese!
that is a nonsense!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Curd should be a swear word
A cross between turd and something else
(Hint: Lady gardens)
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:57, archived)
# :D
"Curd Him in the Fuck!!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Go on barry Kick him in the man curd
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 7 May 2008, 13:00, archived)
#
www.penninewaypreserves.co.uk/fruit_cheese_curds_marmalades_jams.htm#lc


I vote for crema di limona to stop all this confusion. Oh hang on, what about créme de limone. It's a fuddle that's for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:59, archived)
# it is what it is
and if americans can't cope they'll just have to invade something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 7 May 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Sceptics
Don't need that kind of suggestion

(Invades somewhere small and defencless)
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 7 May 2008, 13:11, archived)
# YEAH!
free the shit out of them! :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 7 May 2008, 13:16, archived)
# I was thinking of the Isle of Wight
They need democracy restored.
We could call it operation Cow slip
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 7 May 2008, 13:18, archived)
# I vote for Marmelade
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 7 May 2008, 13:04, archived)
# UNFLUFF
Beter than teflon tony the arse licking war crimnal!!!
(I helped save b3ta! }{ amis }{, Wed 7 May 2008, 13:12, archived)
# insufficient pain

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:36, archived)
# *insert right-on, for-the-people, down-with-the-kidz comment here*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Good lord...
why would you want to KEEP one?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 7 May 2008, 12:29, archived)
# ^ needs more Zyklon B air conditioning...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:41, archived)