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# Two Words
Rolo Muffins. I am picking the crumbs out of my keyboard as we speak.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:06, archived)
# i think you need to try
jaffa cake muffins!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:08, archived)
# Until this moment...
I never knew such a divine creation existed! Hosannah! A new King of Dessertry is Born!

Think I'll give Yorkie Muffins a miss though (a bit "Girlie" eh? 8o)
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:13, archived)
# Give it a good shake
You'll be amazed what you find in there.
(Fraggle, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:08, archived)
# my pals
put my keyboard through the dishwasher and tumble dryer the other week when I went out to town (seriously), they spilt beer on it then decided it would be funny to fix it. The alarming thing is it work now
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:14, archived)
# I stick loads of computers
in the dishwasher - come out a treat. Just got to make sure there's no batteries there an' yer fine.
Tumble dryer = bad though; they're v.good at creating static, which we all know is a Bad Thing
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:19, archived)
# Always use Bounce when tumble drying your computer...
stops static and leaves it smelling summer-fresh (the kind of summer where you've just puked in a rosebush)
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:22, archived)
# Rolomuffins!
Sounds like a swear word.
'Oh Rolomuffins' actually 'Fuckmuffins' has a nice ring to it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:08, archived)
# I don't know why
but the word "MUFF" has always appealed to me.
(lunchbreaklarry, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:12, archived)
# oh yes
I've always been a fan of muff.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:16, archived)
# i'm quite partial to..
Flange myself, and have been know to snigger at the word "Boobies" for no apparent reason.
(Jamsie, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:24, archived)
# Fuckmuffins!
Just wanted to say it again.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:28, archived)
# not
winkies?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:30, archived)
# or
Breasty-Dumplings?
(Jamsie, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:31, archived)
# or
Jubblies?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:32, archived)
# One i REALLY hate..
If there is one word i HATE hearing those wonderfull things called breasts being called is "PAPS"..(shudder)
(Jamsie, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:36, archived)
# Seventies kick.
Knockers.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:40, archived)
# Um..
Fun Bags, pleasure domes, puppy dogs(??), mamories, mamory glands, Juggs..
(Jamsie, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:47, archived)
# Ninnies,
Norks, Fun Bags and Fatty Clappers!
(moonbloke, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:11, archived)