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# :O
tis the only man able to SLAM a revolving door!

*bows*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:34, archived)
# ha ha ha
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, hunting implies the potential for failure - Chuck Norris goes killing.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Chuck Norris has counted to infinity....
..twice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Is that just this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight on
not because he's afraid of the dark but because the dark is afriad of him
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:38, archived)
# hahaha
i laughed so hard i clicked that!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:39, archived)
# all these jokes are being plundered from a combination of memory
and
www.chucknorrisfacts.com
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:41, archived)
# I'm getting mine from David Gerand's page on
wikitruth.info
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:42, archived)
# The cheif export of Chuck Norrish is
PAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:42, archived)
# hahaha
the rumour that chuck norris was weakened by pirates, was in fact, spread BY chuck norris, in a bid to lure more pirates to him
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:38, archived)
# apparently Chuck's suing the makers of the film "brokeback mountain"
as he already registered the name for the pile of dead ninjas in his front garden.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:41, archived)
# If you can see Chuck Norris he can see you
if you can't see Chuck Norris, it may already be too late for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Chuck Norris simply walks into Mordor
(Mr._Pickles, Thu 15 May 2008, 11:32, archived)