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[challenge entry] Tom Zombie

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(Raising Yarr !! Pork Chops !, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:26, archived)
# Can I kill it with spanners yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:28, archived)
# YOU CANNOT KILL WHAT DOES NOT LIVE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:30, archived)
# BUT YOU CAN CHOP IT INTO PIECES AND KEEP THE PIECES IN JARS
Then roam the country with your troupe of Magical Dancing Jars, thrilling the residents of small towns. ZOMBIES=$$$
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:34, archived)
# HERE IT IS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:35, archived)
# I'LL DROP THIS HERE.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:39, archived)
# WHO IS KEYSER SOZE?
 
still love that movie.. though the first time I saw it in a cinema I was tripping balls.
The explosions were AWESOME
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:46, archived)
# Edited it to mix it with the pic you actually were mentioning.
Now to edit in reply pic to the/this post.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:55, archived)
# ahhhahhah!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 5:03, archived)
# Too bad Peckinpah never got iconic enough to riff.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 16 May 2008, 5:13, archived)
# You could have a bunch of people dying at magic hour while "knocking on heaven's door" plays
Or if you wanted shittier ways to riff off him involving Richard Geer you could watch I'm Not There.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 16 May 2008, 5:57, archived)
# Or just have a drunk guy beating a woman with a gun while whining about be an old cowboy
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 16 May 2008, 6:04, archived)
# Always a fav with the workingclass crowd, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 16 May 2008, 6:12, archived)
# what have you done to chump?!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:50, archived)
# SHEENBEAR.
 
DO YOU SEE?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:52, archived)
# he looks more like clint eastwood to me
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 16 May 2008, 5:37, archived)
# SHEENED!!!
BWAHAHAHA, MAD?!?! I'LL FUCKING SHOW YOU FUCKING MAD!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:52, archived)
# haha
Oh nose! Mad Canadians! They might...um...jump on a moose and...um...ride to the prime minister's house and...er...well, shit, he's bound to catch a cold out there without his sweater which he is too mad to bother to remember.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:58, archived)
# j/k
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 16 May 2008, 5:11, archived)
# I'll mention that to the moose.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 16 May 2008, 5:14, archived)
# Hahahahah!
Nice use of Cockweasle!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 May 2008, 7:52, archived)
# This am scary.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 16 May 2008, 5:03, archived)
# XENU
Click
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 May 2008, 5:15, archived)
# Tombie!
That's rather well done. Here, have this vintage woo yay and houpla set =)

*clicks*

*climbs under duvet and hides from Tombie*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 16 May 2008, 8:03, archived)
# this is pretty
pretty fucking special. ding a ling ding dong.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 16 May 2008, 8:51, archived)