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# FWOAR
needs more baps and suggestive hand gestures
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# haha still love that
my missus got her new cookbook, sadly she's cut down on the gratuitous 'look at my tits' shots and actually focussed on the cooking a bit more
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:17, archived)
# She's a bitch
But still prettier than her dad
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:21, archived)
# I didn't know you knew finite's missus
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# haha
he's not wrong either :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Hahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# :D
gleesome
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:26, archived)
# There aren't many women I'd punch people in order to get to
but Nige is definitely one. I'd....worship her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:27, archived)
# its the posh that does it for me
stick a posh accent on any woman and her attractiveness goes up ten-fold!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:30, archived)
# *keeps mouth firmly shut, then*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:32, archived)
# hah
just do some crosswords whilst looking over the rims of your glasses then, that'll do me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:33, archived)
# 3 across: Manwowler (anag.)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:35, archived)
# I don't sound posh to some
just to others. I don't know, I don't sound it to me. I think it depends on what I'm doing.

I'm always looking over my glasses, they fall down my nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Then you need a bigger nose!
Women with glasses... *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:39, archived)
# HAHAHA bollocks do I
It's taking over my face as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:40, archived)
# oh,
well in that case get Mr. Wow to pull your ears further back on your head.
OR get a monocle!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I'd have to have one for each eye
as I'm shit without my glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:47, archived)
# here is an idea:
get TWO monocles, join them together with some sort of wire, attach hooks on either side

PROFIT
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:49, archived)
# any accent will do
Except essex
"allo, ahm frorm Romfd aint Ah, Shaz where's me bleeding voka?"

Eugh
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I've never even been there.
Nope, tell a lie, I went to Waltham Abbey once.

Hang on, is that still Herts?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Torienko
I just wanna understanto what you saido?
(yamoo, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:32, archived)