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# Scott Walker - Tilt - Tilt
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:52, archived)
# He's in the spin zone !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Wheel of Degradation.


(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Let "big eared trigger happy frog" help you decide..
Surely he looks like the face of rationality..
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:07, archived)
# :D
I watched the film 'gremlins' for the first time yesterday. this reminds me of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Straight out of the FAQs..
Kudos :)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizmoooooooooo.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:14, archived)
# fox=murdoch=right wing
fact.
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Nooo, really?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:58, archived)
# *states obvious*
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Fox Reporters on Sky News = Legendary
So they do their 5 second Fox shpeil, condensing a complex situation into simple neo-con orientated world view, Daily mail style. Expect their segment to be over... They do not how ever expect british style 24hr news, who will flog any story for all its worth for the fear that they will really run out of news..god forbid they report the things Euronews does!..

So its quite funny to watch Fox News reporters constantly trying to throw it back to the anchor. Its especialy funny as every sentance they say ends with the name of the anchor...
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:04, archived)
# I'm Mitchum McSunday, and this is THE NEWS!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:16, archived)
# d'you watch the daily show with john stewart?
they often mention fox's over the top way of portraying news, think they did a fox birthday special the other week/month
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:33, archived)
# I try and watch it, when I can.
'The Colbert Report' is also great satire japes.

Toodle pip.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:39, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:22, archived)
# That ain't no Farmer in the City...
:)
(Pelle ghola, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:59, archived)
# It's hard to explain how epic 'Tilt' and 'The Drift' are.
It's beyond genius.

Doooooooooooooo I hear 21..21.....21?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Best lyrics on The Drift:
"I'll punch a donkey on the streets of Galway"

Scott Walker is a genius...
(Pelle ghola, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Yes, and yes.
I could go on, it's a doorway to another level of perception.

I spent several months doing nothing but listening to those two albums and smoking weed, it turned me into;
misterree.deviantart.com/gallery/

:D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:04, archived)
# DANCE
(__, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Witch - Sweet Sue
Hey, Dek.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:03, archived)
# What's that?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Ex-Dinosaur Jr guys.
www.myspace.com/witchofficial
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:07, archived)
# If I was high I think I'd appreciate that more.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:10, archived)
# I thought you were going to bed.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:05, archived)
# I got distracted by nothing again.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:08, archived)
# oh I seeee
That happens to me less frequently now I'm off the MJ.
I've been drinking more tho, to compensate.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:10, archived)
# The concept of non existance is a troublesome philosophical hurdle to tackle.
What does exist? What doesn't exist? Do invisible teapots not exist? Can they be proven not to exist?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:12, archived)
# The last time I took mushrooms I had quite a bad existentialism trip,
Took me a few months to get over that one, I'll not be doing them again....
Well not for a while anyways.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Someone said that happened to them before, although it wasn't mushrooms it was some drug whose name I don't remember seeing as I don't indulge in them.
He said it just made him feel like he didn't exist.

Now as someone who has never taken them I doubt am in a place to comment, but even I feel like my brain is hardwired enough to realise the basic principles of Descartes regardless of my state of mind.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:20, archived)
# I once spent a trip at an old friend's house.
he got it into his head that if he swallowed his feet he could disappear into an alternate plane of reality.
we all had a good laugh watching him flopping around on the floor like a twat until he chucked up all over his mum's Sharpe dvd box set.

true story.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:26, archived)
# I dreamed that I didn't exist and then awoke to a womans face echoeing off into the distance.
And I mean Echoeing as in the way that sound does, kind of difficult to explain, but mushrooms do confuse your senses somewhat.

Anyhoo,I've known of Descartes philosophies for a long time, but that's the first time I had ever really considered them as being a possibility.
I still believe that there is a fine line between existence and non-existence but I now don't give so much of a fuck, and as such am much happier.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Ever noticed that people constantly say "What's t'time?" instead of what's the time?
I annoy said people by replying "Time is an abstract concept, created by man to explain the cause and effect nature of linear events in an otherwise hostile and unpredictable universe."

As you can imagine I'm great fun at parties..
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Well if Bill Bailey can get away with saying it on stage it can't be that unfunny a quip.
If you did it regularly then yeah, it'd get annoying, but if it's just to random folk or irritating colleagues then it's alright.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Bill Bailey?
I don't remember him doing that in his set. Because I actually took that from a really early, must have been late eighties/early ninties Stewart Lee routine.

Although I used my own time description because I have some philosophic credibilty.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:53, archived)
# I'm fairly sure it was in Bewilderness
But I do also enjoy the comedy stylings of Mr Lee so could possibly have got the two confused.
They are both very clever comics.]
The more I think about it though the more I can hear SL saying it.
Hmmm, I'll have to root out my old dvds.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 17 May 2008, 2:02, archived)
# This set.
It's a really old one though, and I've never heard that joke other than in this single video.
Although he only occasionally reuses his old stuff as his jokes tend to be far longer and more elaborate these days.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5V8kWRhzwM
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 2:07, archived)
# I dont remember it from that
I have seen him a couple of times recently, once a couple of months ago on the 40th best standup tour, and maybe 2-3 years ago on the stand up comedian tour.
Also I bumped into him in Tesco in Edinburgh, but I'm fairly certain he didn't say it to me then.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 17 May 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Hah, it would be great if it said that to you in Tescos. Especially if you didn't even say "What's t'time?"
I've only seen him in person once and that wasn't standup. It was his short lived fringe play monologue thing 'What would Judas do?'

Although I did email him to which he actually replied personally, it almost made me sad that he is so unknown by the majority that he has enough time to answer emails. Although I doubt he'd want it any other way really.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 2:15, archived)
# I once emailed Richard Herring and he responded personally,
It was a pic that I did regarding something from tmwrnj, in an episode where Rich said that channel 5 had offered him a job hosting a fishing show
despite him knowing nothing about fish and purely because he has the surname Herring.
So they put together some amusing show ideas for channel 5 one of which was Hugh Fernley-Whittingstalls Huge Furry Wishing Stool.

They both seem like genuinely nice chaps.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 17 May 2008, 2:21, archived)
# I remember that one.
Mike Read(Reid)'s My Creed - Television Actor Mike Read and Radio DJ Mike Reid travel the country on motorbikes challenging each other's faith.

Was this emailed to him when TMWRNJ was actually on then? Because I don't think I even had a PC then let alone internet access.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 2:25, archived)
# Nah, twas a couple of years ago.
But he remembered.

;)
Edit:Farknell, it's 2.30 already, I should get to bed.
Nice chatting with ya.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 17 May 2008, 2:31, archived)
# Hah, god knows what inspired you to suddenly make that.
Anyway I think I must go to bed now, so no more Lee and Herring anecdotes.

Night
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 2:36, archived)
# Reality is perception...
...or does it just seem that way?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Reality is a concept like any other and is only as true as its definitions.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Reality..
Is the sensation that riding a motorbike at 150mph will give you..

Believe me, you will KNOW that you are alive.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:24, archived)
# I find the concept of existence most troublesome.
You're ALL my dream, and I'm yours.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:23, archived)
# I can't be your dream and you be mine because that defines some level of connetion and integration between us.
Which ultimately means that despite what we see as physical reality, that would be reality as the both of us rooted in a form of dependancy.

Of course there is no way to know that someone else dreams or even thinks in Solipsism, but that's a different point entirely.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:28, archived)
# That's messing up my head.
stop it!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:03, archived)
# *stops*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:11, archived)
# I loofahed out loud.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:16, archived)
# He really is a cunt.
I may report his death, for JAPES!

Scott Walker - The Drift - Jesse
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Say he died the way he lived.
In a fist fight with a gay man.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Even the gays shun him, he's more a corpse-fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:25, archived)
# 100% WANKER!
And even his hands have filed law suits.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:28, archived)
# I want to die in the same way that I live...
lying in a bed with a rubber mattress cover, drifting in and out of consciousness.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:29, archived)
# I want to die the way I live.
By which I mean stay alive.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:40, archived)