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# 5 mins in paint before I go :p


Meh, i know it's pants, but it's worth a giggle.
(Virulent, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:22, archived)
# it's not pants
although a super clever frog would also have built another bridge across the river..

... also - I think this says something about modern life... sure, there are plenty of bridges to help us safely over the road, but aren't we all missing all the fun bits by using the bridge? I think there's a lesson there for all of us.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:24, archived)
# I never understood this game
I mean frogs can swim, right?

So why do they die when they fall in the river...?

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Shit frog.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# ^ this
I would have thought hard for a witty reply

but in all honesty "shit frog" is all can be said
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:42, archived)
# because you touch yourself at night
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
#
I do hope that's your stats page random quote.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:38, archived)
# God hates frogs
... and some birds
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:27, archived)
# and 1 flavour of ice cream
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:28, archived)
# and some 2Pac tracks
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:28, archived)
# and the cinematic endeavours of Lindsay Lohan
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# and people who are too interested in the open source movement
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# and the Israeli administration
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:30, archived)
# and any grown man between 5 foot 11 and 5 foot 11 6/8ths
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# and cider
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:32, archived)
# and anyone who mainly drinks cider
... technically if your cider consumption is more than 45% of your total average alcohol consumption in any quater, God can legally give you taste cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:32, archived)
# and Australia
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# and the pharmaceutical industry
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:33, archived)
# and sycamore trees
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:34, archived)
# and pink highlighters
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:34, archived)
# and the "÷" symbol
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:36, archived)
# and Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:37, archived)
# and decorating
God really hates decorating
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:39, archived)
# and lists
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Yes
I think that's just about covered it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:41, archived)
# well done us
spankings all round.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:47, archived)
# lies
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:38, archived)
# do not doubt God's wrath
or you'll be smoted
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:39, archived)
# god loves
the division sign, but maths textbooks and computer programmers are tools of the devil, hence it's not as prevelant anymore
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:54, archived)
# and me
sob
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:30, archived)
# and you
especially you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# But Jesus loves me
He wants me for a sunbeam
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:33, archived)
# rainbow ... jesus wants you for a rainbow
which is his way of telling you he's gay for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Would
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:37, archived)
# goes without saying
... all that power is a real turn on. Plus, from behind he probably looks like a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:38, archived)
# He does wear a dress...
so why not
(I actually feel bad running down jesus!
sod it I'm going to give Mohamed a reet good seeing to...)
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Profound.
Because, of course, we all reach the other side eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# but which learned more
the frog who crossed the road or the frog who used the bridge... actually, that's a stupid question, any frog who doesn't know crossing the road is dangerous is a stupid frog... but who had the richer experience... I suppose crossing the bridge might have some richness if you get to watch another frog getting squished on teh road.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# if a bridge falls down in a forest and nobody is there to hear it
does anyone shit in the woods afterwards?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:44, archived)
# chicken frogger?
Am surprised there's no tiein to chickens and frocks? I mean... why did the chicken, never mind. :p

edit: frocks? I'm tired lol FROGS!
(allthough I'm up for a game of Frocker any time)
(Virulent, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:27, archived)
# clever frog
i believe the other frog to be a dumbass
as he clearly wasn't watching the traffic
lesson: cars make frogs go splat
(I helped save b3ta! Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Or, letting car = C and frog = f
Then (Cv)^2 + f = pi(diameter of splat).

So the diamater of the splat depends on the velocity of the car.

QED.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 May 2008, 17:32, archived)