Fuck me!Kaplinsky?
She freaks me out enough as it is
(She freaks me out enough as it is
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 23 May 2008, 9:00,
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all bbc womenare odd, IMO.. Attractive, but in a deliberately bland, middle class and inoffensive way
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Fri 23 May 2008, 9:06,
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she's fucking rankshe's like an overstretched slice of haslet with lipstick
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 23 May 2008, 9:07,
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it's the only meat I ate as a kidthen I found out it wasn't actually a real meat
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 23 May 2008, 9:13,
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I keep upsetting Lady Scaramangacos I keep demanding we buy haslet when we shopping at the deli counter.
And it's all B3ta's fult
(And it's all B3ta's fult
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 23 May 2008, 9:13,
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^ thisexcept with the ex-Mrs emvee and not Lady Scaramanga
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 23 May 2008, 9:25,
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HASLETbest of all the Bodmin Moor animals.
That's not a puma, it's a giant haslet, roaming the moor, looking for forgotten wellies to eat.
(That's not a puma, it's a giant haslet, roaming the moor, looking for forgotten wellies to eat.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 23 May 2008, 9:17,
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I wish there to be a blurry photo of this in the Fortean Times next month Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 23 May 2008, 9:31,
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Is ahe saying....Nomm Nomm Nomm ?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 23 May 2008, 9:02,
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Oh.I find this disturbingly erotic.
That's odd...
(That's odd...
Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Fri 23 May 2008, 9:04,
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