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[challenge entry] Wherever there is danger to life - there is Wonder Ostrich!


STRENGTHS: magic flying cape, ability to detect danger from great distances, great big sturdy feet.
WEAKNESSES: no hands or arms, polyester feathers, a bit clumsy.

From the Crap Superheroes challenge. See all 601 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 15:05, archived)
# haha
when b3ta compos collide - love the strengths and weaknesses.

Aceness in a cup of good.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 15:06, archived)
# I fear the unknown
but I managed to resist doing a kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 15:08, archived)
# but what are you doing posting
during the day?
I thought you only did that when you'd been on the pop?
But woo & yay to the pic anyroad.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 15:17, archived)
# I'm having a duvet day
(is that the trendy phrase for gratuitous sick day?)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 15:20, archived)
# so I've heard
I've always called them hangover days to myself, or 24 hour flu to my boss
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 15:21, archived)
# this is
a stomach bug. Maybe it will last another day, I'm not sure yet. It wouldn't hurt I never get ill enough to have time off except when I really really can't.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 15:24, archived)
# me too
yay for duvet day!
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 15:24, archived)
# yay!
and I don't feel at all guilty either!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 15:25, archived)
# nor me
but i did have to work yesterday so i think i'm entitled :)
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 15:28, archived)
# in that case
you should definitely have tommorrow off too.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 15:30, archived)
# well
i am going to be skiving the afternoon to go to wagamamas with some b3tans..... ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 15:40, archived)
# Polyester feathers...
Towering inferno...
Does this spell the end for Wonder Ostrich
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 15:07, archived)
# Aha!
I am currently collecting pictures for the prequel, I have alsoleft it open for the sequel though.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 15:09, archived)
# if he's under 8
then recent legislation means he'd be made from fire-retardant materials

otherwise, he's toast!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 15:13, archived)
# I recognise that ostrich!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 15:09, archived)
# hahaha
I am also luvink zat, havink never had seeink zat befooore.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 15:10, archived)
# yay!
hi ho ostritch away!

or

get off your ostritch and drink your milk.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 15:13, archived)
# aaah
look at his giant sturdy feet! that must have been before he was bitten by the radioactive polar bear.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 15:13, archived)
# hehehe
I like ostriches
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 15:12, archived)
# hoho
likin zhat ozhtriczh am i hoho
(_, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 15:13, archived)