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# He's seen the scrummiest cake ever, he has.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Or he has just sat on mothers Sock Darning Mushroom
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:49, archived)
# That's the price you pay for scrummy cake.
Uncomfortable seating.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Why am I uncomfortably sweating whilst I have no scrummy cake?

Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Sweating is entirely different.
That means you shall have scrummy lady parts on your face later.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:56, archived)
# *lights candle under chair*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:58, archived)
# HELLO!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:59, archived)
# HI!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Like, OMG.
How goes it? How's my little gorgeous?


Pull your trousers up dude, you know what I meant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:00, archived)
# what have i told you about using the word little?
=D

she's totally braw and the mrs is totally braw i on the other hand am not.
my paternity leave is over and i'm back at work =(
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:02, archived)
# hello Phexy
congrats an that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:03, archived)
# hi nibs
cheers matey
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Paternity leave sucks
I think I work for one of the few companies where (I'm not 100% sure this is right but I'm 99.9% sure) the paternity leave is the same as the maternity.

*hug* poor you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:04, archived)
# maternity leave is 6 months full pay
paternity leave is two weeks at £100 per week

*dons batman costume and climbs to the top of Edinburgh castle*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Aye but I thikn my company does more
on top of statutory.

In fact I'm sure of it, the parental leave packages are apparently shit hot here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:06, archived)
# my company is just shit
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Work for a massive
faceless corporation....

Actually, don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:11, archived)
# ^this
they will CRUSH YOUR SOUL
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:14, archived)
# i work for a mid size corporation
with a face, a face i'd happily slap
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Phwoar.
Film it. Do it in a kilt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:18, archived)
# while sipping malt whisky?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:22, archived)
# PHwoar, hell yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:27, archived)
# You've had a child!!
Congrats!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 11:05, archived)
# not me personally
but cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Now that would've been cool!
Painful, but cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 11:07, archived)
# i'd have been in the papers!
daily sport probably
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:09, archived)
# MAN HAS CHILD ON MOON - ANGER AT FAKE PICS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:16, archived)
# i always laugh at those headlines

PICTURES OF SOME FEMALE CELEBS TITS



stars anger at fake pics
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:18, archived)
# HUZZAH!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:37, archived)
# "you can't have your cake and eat it
at least not without perforated buttocks"

was the original saying. They shortenend it in the 70's.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:00, archived)
# "...unless you're a greedy baker"
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:03, archived)
# cleft lip
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:50, archived)
# The cake is a lie
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:59, archived)
# ... ve
the cake is alive, don't eat it, you'll kill it's cakey spirit.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:00, archived)
# How dare you insult cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:01, archived)
# you'll find I dare do a great many things madam
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:02, archived)
# *crosses legs*
Well that's me told.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:03, archived)
# *crosses eyes*
who said that?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:04, archived)
# *crosses palm with silver*
It was MEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:04, archived)
# *crosses fingers behind back*
ac
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:05, archived)
# *cross*
RAR
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:07, archived)
# *cro*w
CAW!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Be a crow like in the Jungle Book.
Ahh, that's good old fashioned family racism.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:10, archived)
# there were crows in the jungle book?
are you thinking of Dumbo?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:16, archived)
# No, the ones in the jungle book.
www.cracked.com/article_15677_9-most-racist-disney-characters.html

edit: I'm a fucking tard, they were vultures. IGNORE ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:18, archived)
#
9. the merchant from aladdin
8. sebastian from the little mermaid
7. the crows from DUMBO
6. king louie from the jungle book
5. the siamese twin gang from chip n dale
4. sunflower the centaus from fantasia
3. the indians from peter pan
2. uncle remus from the song of the south
1. thursday from mickey mouse and the boy thursday




apology accepted

edit: *tries to ignore, can't*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:21, archived)