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# with hilarious concequences
in French
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:44, archived)
# hahaha
Mon duer!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:44, archived)
# indeed
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Ah-ha!
So this is what a frenchman really looks like.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:46, archived)
# I was thinking of posting that
But there wasn't mushroom
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:47, archived)
# *beats you to death with your own shoes*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Ha
I'm not wearing any
pulls up socks over knees
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:49, archived)
# *beats you to death with your own... iPod*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:52, archived)
# What is an iPod
not seen one of them in darkest Essex
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:53, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:15, archived)
# c'est Champignon le Wonder Horse
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:48, archived)
# :D
ha ha ha

I HATE WAYS AND CUSTOMS WHICH ARE NOT THE SAME AS THE WAYS AND CUSTOMS I WAS BROUGHT UP TO BELIEVE WERE CORRECT
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:50, archived)
# I hate Weighs and Customs.
I WAS NOT FUCKING OVERLOADED!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Nobody really needs that many dildos though.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:32, archived)
# *shrugs apathetically*
c'est pas ma probleme
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Rotten to the Corr:
Johnny Rotten is artistic manager of the musical group the Corrs, he also moonlights as a greengrocer. Each week he is incredibly rotten to the corrs whilst his attitude causes his apples to start to go off.
Each episode ends with him apologising to the Corrs whilst eating some of his rotten apples, to the core.

With hilarious concequences.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:52, archived)
# is that
from the pilot show?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:53, archived)
# I have no idea.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:02, archived)
# England's fightyest nonces:
The bloke from Eastenders scours England's prisons visiting a different one each week where he gets all of the nonces together into a Royal Rumble type cage fighting situation to fight to see who is the fightyest nonce in that prison. The winner is taken to the National final (the all other nonces in the cage and sent on to star in Alan Sugar's Stage production of The Sorcerer's Apprentice). The final has all teh fightyest nonces from around the country fighting to be crowned England's Fightyest Nonce. The winner is let out onto teh streets to take on the great Brittish Public.

with hilarious concequences.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Mike Reid(Read)'s My Creed:
Televison actor Mike Reid and Radio Disc Jockey Mike Read travel the country on motorbikes challenging each other's beliefs.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Where's Simon Le Bon Gone?
Every week a team of civilian people who aren't celebrities have to hunt down Simon Le Bon who could be anywhere in the world. They must use clues given to them crypically by Michaela Strachan as she hand upside down and naked from a helicopter. The first team to find Simon or entice Michaela into bed win the grand prize: sex with Michaela Strachan
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:04, archived)
# hahaha
I remember this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Bent Coppers:
Ian and Dave Bent are brothers, the brothers work in the police force. Once is corrupt whilst the other is a homosexual, they both suffer from curvature of the spine. They are both made from copper, they are law enforcement robots from the future.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Celebrity Changing Wombs:
Every week more and more desperate 3rd rate attention seeking whores have their uterus redesigned by floppy foppy foppish fop Bob Hoskins.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:08, archived)
# What Thyme Is It?
every week a group of celebrity botonists, none of whom are David Bellamy, attempt to identify the specific plant from which a sprig of Thyme was taken using only carbon dating, confocal spectroscapy, carbon date raping, gas chromatography, litmus paper and guess work. Every week they fail.

with hilarious concequences.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Better B3tan Than Beaten
Rob wanders the street with a cricket bat and encourages people to post on his message board.

with hilarious concequences.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:19, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:55, archived)