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[challenge entry] Not too awful for a first attempt?

Cheers to the self proclaimed non-swearing Boris for showing a newbie how to look like an total prick and be helpful at the same time.

From the Photoshop money challenge. See all 328 entries (closed)

(Nifty, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:42, archived)
# you wait all week to post
and you go and fuck it up
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:43, archived)
# thats not very fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:46, archived)
# no
but it is true

and i also woo the pic now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:47, archived)
# more or less justified though
filesize nazis really annoy me but there's no excuse whatsoever for that picture being 381k. that's just simple fucking laziness and he can piss off.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:47, archived)
# boris.. may i draw attention to your name and your use of the word piss...
that's right your getting one of these.



HIPPOCATRAT!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:53, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!
(evilging www.drivenlikethesnow.co.uk, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:54, archived)
# The hippocatrat
is fluffy.. but would you want to pet that?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:57, archived)
# You might want to resize that before you fix the link, fella
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Eeeps!
*winces at bandwidth usage*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 18:44, archived)
# sorry
It's not that big, is it?
(Nifty, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:47, archived)
# see below :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:49, archived)
# 381k
Which makes it 7 1/2 times bigger than it should be.
But it's a good pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 18:50, archived)
# the recommended size for a still image is 50kb
have you tried reading the FAQ?
Other than that, very nice welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Well, as nobody else is doin it, yeh that's a pretty reasonable first attempt I reckon, well done,
and if you tell us what package you're using we can tell you how to make it board size!

*edit* and we got there in the end! I'll give you a Image Hosted by ImageShack.us now! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Yay!
Took me long enough, I suppose.
(Nifty, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:10, archived)
# here you are
www.b3tards.com/u/8b5b151f962a8656e5fe/mariomoney.jpg

34k, precious little degredation of image. try learning how to fucking optimise in the future you lazy prick.


edit: but to tone it down a bit, it is actually a very nice job. that's still no excuse for being sloppy right at the last minute.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Well, the excuse, or explanation at least, may be that he don't know how yet...
just sayin.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:53, archived)
# yeah maybe
but i'm in a really bad mood. i'll unignore him a few weeks from now.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Fair enuff.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Mario looks so gay with a crown.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:51, archived)
# doesn't everybody?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Depends if everybody's gay.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Was that the real reason that photographer asked Her Majesty to take it off?
?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Dirty bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:09, archived)
# fuck me you're a twat
i've been really arsey to you, i know, but i uploaded a 34k version at original size, and you go and post a 93k one at half size, hiding the good work you did.

goodbye.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Would you care for some fluff, Sir?
I believe you require some.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Woah
I did that before I saw what you did. Chill out.
(Nifty, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Is OK matey, you're getting there,
we just have a very very steep learning curve here, like practically vertical...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:58, archived)
# b3ta, a learning climb!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:59, archived)
# I know,
I feel a bit for guys lke this, 'cos he is listening and trying, and it looks like there's at least some ability there an'all for a change...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:01, archived)
# bad day?
I'm new here too, and i'm incredibly thankful nobody overreacted like you have done when i posted my awful seamy made in paint images the other week. Perhaps you should read the FAQ, specifically this bit - "Please don't be horrible to other people just because they are new, or you didn't like their picture, or posted something that bothers you. If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything."
(evilging www.drivenlikethesnow.co.uk, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:00, archived)
# oooooh gutsy move!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:01, archived)
# i fear no-one!
except for Teh Fear, obviously...
(evilging www.drivenlikethesnow.co.uk, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:07, archived)
# *cuddles evilging*
CAN WE KEEP HIM SHEEHAN CAN WE CAN WE
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:10, archived)
# someone has been doing their research
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:11, archived)
# nah,
just been lurking for about 4 years and finally got round to signing up and posting!
(evilging www.drivenlikethesnow.co.uk, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:14, archived)
# i lurked for about a year
but i was too tempted to get involved.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:16, archived)
# ^ ^
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 27 May 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Bloody hell,
this one's a keeper.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Yay!
i am accepted!!!



and say "yay" way too much...
(evilging www.drivenlikethesnow.co.uk, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:13, archived)
# you can NEVER say "yay" too much!
*scorns*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:18, archived)
# in that case...
YAY!
(evilging www.drivenlikethesnow.co.uk, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:28, archived)
# mmm
Original idea. I like.

Shoop out the queen (yay clone stamp) and hit Ctrl+U with mario selected, tick 'Colorize' and play with the settings till it looks like it's actually printed on the noted

BONUS POINTS: Shoop Princess Peach over Queenie for a 20 coin note.
(Azrael- last had a shower at, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:29, archived)