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# no canada is still british
apart from the french bit, but that's crap anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Like I'd move to the French bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Why not?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:13, archived)
# My French isn't as good as it used to be
plus I have found the vast majority of French people that I've met to be incredibly rude. Whereas I can just about deal with it occasionally, to live within it constantly would be a chore with only one inevitable consequence- I would at some point get very angry, have a right go at everyone and then they'd be French AND in a mood.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:15, archived)
# what are they gonna do?
they'll just shrug then surrender

then sit outside of a cafe, smoking a cigar, reading provocative literature, tutting to themselves into the hours of darkness, as the rain begins to fall.

While a poor bandoneon player emits a lament of hate, in the distance.

Next week, I'll talk about Germany, be prepared for huge pots containing brown fluid and sausage and large chaps in incomprehensible trousers
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:19, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Hooray for mild racism! \o/
/Hopes that's random quote blog
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# racism!
pft

Je vais maintenant aller à mon oncle de la ferme

J'y croître courgettes et s'engager dans un voyage de découverte incompréhensible auto

after first having a cup of coffee and a smoke

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:24, archived)
# DOMO ARIGATO
Mr. Roboto
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Pretentious?
Watashiwa?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# :D
ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# The older I get the more I love the French...
in a similar way to how I find I actually like Prince Phillip more and more the older I get (and the more I meet him)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# I'm sure they're lovely
I just have had the misfortune to meet the completely wanky ones.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:22, archived)
# I've had the same problem
with people from Dublin.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Durty Dubbers...
I have a similar feeling about the Northern Irish, some of my best friends are Norn Oirish, as are some of the people I despise most in the world (who I've met)...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:27, archived)
# The probable conclusion is
Some people from some places suck, other people from those places are nice.

SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# indeed
"... it ain't where you're from / it's where you're at..."

/IcouldquoteRakimbutwhywouldI?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:34, archived)
# you've met phil the greek
who appears not be greek at all.
i saw that thing on telly the other week i really wanted him to let loose a bit more, i think he's a great old fella, not that i really know him of course but i like characters like him.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:23, archived)
# I say 'met'
he's Chancellor of the University an I've been at a few of the same things as him and been introduced to him once... and not for very long (*is lowly*)

despite my mother staunch republicanism, I thought he was an exceedingly rum sort and has a very very sharp sense of humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# that's good enough for me
you are a royal, is it true kate sorry i mean catherine shaves her bits?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:27, archived)
# I'm afraid I don't follow you
..?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# if you have everything, you don't need to be concerned with the minor tribulations in life
like, bills and shit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:34, archived)
# I was thinking more of moving to Germany myself, for no other reason that I speak German and would probably find German people less annoying.
I don't quote unquote think there is anything happening to this country, civilisation is in constant flux and change and anyone who thinks that there is some set value of Englishness is just kidding themselves. Change makes fools of us all.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:21, archived)
# hmm germany...
hmm *rubs chin*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:27, archived)
# I would move to Germany
but I don't think it'd be the best of ideas. I would become fat with schnitzel, frikadellen and beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I don't drink and dislike german sausages, so that works out fairly well for me.
I'm only going to buy a house with a basement and turn it into a underground complex of evil anyway, land is just cheaper in Germany.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:32, archived)
# What kind of evil?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:34, archived)
# The good kind.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Don't raise my hopes again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Why not?
It's incredibly amusing.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Yeah, right. Like you laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:40, archived)
# I do laugh.
Sometimes even at jokes instead of other people's suffering.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Are you confusing laughing with sneering?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:43, archived)
# I don't think so.
Laughing is where you open your mouth and emit a fluctuating vowel sound, whereas sneering is just where you have a long nose and are made out of pink felt.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Canada is ace.
I have family there and so very nearly moved there a couple of times ( as did my father. I might have moved as a 15 year old and never met you )

I have had 3 month stints in London, Toronto and Sarnia.

The French bit is foul.

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Do they have French toilets in the French bit?
That's another reason for me not to move there if they do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# French toilets?
oh, you mean trees and lampposts.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# I mean the holes in the floor.
Like the ones I had to use in fucking India.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:27, archived)
# No it's quite civilised
except they talk like they have a mouth full of dirt.

I've done a fair bit of squatting over holes in Greece. It's not good.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# It's bloody not.
I have painful knees as it is. And the unfortunate problem of being able to get into a crouching position perfectly fine, but being totally unable to straighten myself back up from there though. I have to have help.

and....well, no. Just...no.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:30, archived)
# No, I mean that
Vancouver and Quebec is quite civilised. Squatting over a metal pan is not, especially when they have places to put your feet. I can't begin to think of all the unwashed, before me, pissing on their feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:34, archived)
# I knew what you meant, toots.
Toilets should only get MORE comfy as you travel the world, not less.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:35, archived)
# I realised after I typed
that I had not followed the syntax of our discourse. That's because I'm a bit pissed now. Time to open photoshop and order chinese ( not through photoshop, don't try that ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:39, archived)
# I'm not even slightly pissed.
Although soon I shall go home and get stoned. For a change.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:44, archived)
# you need new bumper dumper!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:28, archived)
# so why do i need a passport to go there?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:19, archived)
# because immigration departments have a great sense of humour*
*may be absolute lies
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:21, archived)