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# A Hearty Ning to all...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)
# *adds to friends*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Imaginary friends
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)
# *imagines*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:01, archived)
# *burns embassies*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)
# I would say the torah was more of a scroll
than a book
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)
# picky
;)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)
# I liked the bible though
full of sex
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)
# sinful sex
and smiting

towards the end a bloke gets nailed to a cross BY HIS HANDS
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)
# and then comes back as a zombie
to eat the brains of the faithful
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)
# I think you made that bit up
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:01, archived)
# I like the bit where JESUS goes home after fighting the Swiss to find his wife and kids have been murdered
so he gets himself arrested and fights other gladiators, one of which has a suit made ENTIRELY out of little lights which looks RIDICULOUS and its something about men running. Running Man. Thats it.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:18, archived)
# bugger!
I haven't got to that bit yet

I read the last page first and it made NO SENSE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:01, archived)
# the bit about Alpha and Omega
yeah all a bit silly
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:04, archived)
# I particularly like the whore of babylon
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:16, archived)
# well, I suppose you could start up MyScroll for that
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)
# pokes
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
'ning sah!

edit: *peas*



:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)
# ><
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)
# have these all been written by Faith Brown or summat?
nice dongly bits on the one in the box
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)
# hahah
nice work
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)
# ambition is a bit like breasts
Attractive, but I don't have any, and wish I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:01, archived)
#
"... the Oxford English Dictionary defines lazy question writing as..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:03, archived)
# two guys walk into a pub
one says to the other one 'is it my round?' and the other one says 'yeah - thanks, I'll have some sort of mass produced beer'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:04, archived)
# That sounds like my life
:(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:06, archived)
# stop fucking with entropy
it'll get you in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)
# this is probably why no one loves me
said the incredible hulk as he tossed the half uneaten foetus ontop of the pope's still warm corpse
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:04, archived)
# :D
Nicely done, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:05, archived)
# spooky, i think they might be haunted.


;)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)
# pffft
winnar
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:14, archived)