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[challenge entry] can't cook, won't cook


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From the Cooking with B3ta challenge. See all 198 entries (closed)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:17, archived)
# CUSTARDY LOW FAT TART!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Mmmmmmm treacle tart
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:20, archived)
# How is your lump doing Mrs Trellis?
I'd love a feel of it.
(not in a Lebanese way I am one of those annoying people who like to hold baby lumps).
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:21, archived)
# i've felt it!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Ooh
Did the baby kick you hard?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:23, archived)
# more of a recoil...
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Yes trelly set up a 'Guess the babies first meme' stall at the bash.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:39, archived)
# What's the point of low fat custard
when you're eating it with treacle tart? :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Cos it's still healthier than full fat custard!!
You can even have more tart if you require.
/fatty blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:22, archived)
# when i worked in wimpey i used to hate it when fatties came up and asked:
'can i have a half pounder, large fries, onion ring and a diet coke'

bloody fools.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:23, archived)
# I do that
:(
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:24, archived)
# oh, ah, ummm...
but you're not an obese blob so it's ok auntie!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:27, archived)
# I am actually obese
according to my BMI. So there! :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Me too!
I have just started Wii fit this evening. Trying to lose a stone in two months.
Not done any exercising yet though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:33, archived)
# I quite fancy a Wii Fit
but they are nowhere to be found :(
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:34, archived)
# www.amazon.de
Germans have it.
Only waited about a week too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:36, archived)
# And it works OK with a UK Wii?
Ooooh, I shall investigate, thanks! :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Just the box is in German.
All instructions are in English.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:41, archived)
# I've actually started going to the gym and swimming.
I've amazed myself.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:34, archived)
# I'm going to start buying low sugar butter so I can eat as much of it as I want.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:24, archived)
# damage limitation.
there are probably about the same calories in a large 'full sugar' coke as there are in a burger, so if you didn't have a diet coke, it would be like having the same meal but with 2 burgers.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:29, archived)
# MOOOOOOOOOOGATU!
*huggles to bits*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:30, archived)
# hello there sexypance!
and how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:30, archived)
# All the better for seeing you!
*glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:31, archived)
# *gropes*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Tut, you with a degree and everything
you with a degree and everythingIt's because he is on a diet of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:25, archived)
# I am generally suspicious of diet versions of normal food
Having said that, I'm a total hypocrite and drink diet coke and stuff all the time :)

'lo Pot! How's life on the other side of the world?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Me too
Low fat makes me suspicious. Sugar content seems to be ignored and with the rising number of diabetics one would think it would be more important.

Life on the other side of the world is a bit dodgy at the mo but i'm plodding along.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:35, archived)
# *huggles for dodginess*
Hang in there!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:37, archived)
# I want a custard tart :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:21, archived)
# I have Quality Street here
*hands over all the toffee ones*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I had a hoooj bowl of noodle soup
It's a great recipe. Take one Wagamama's restaurant and go there.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Hahahahah
My kind of recipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Agrees wholeheartedly!!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:29, archived)
# You've spelled 'TOATS' wrong!!
/trainee BoardNazi blog ;D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:34, archived)