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# hahahahahahahahaha!
i thought it was rolf harris for a minute!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)
# rofl
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)
# rofl harris?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)
# *finds didge and peice of stiff canvas*
*sings*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)
# rolfcat?
or roflcat?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Either
it swings both ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)
# there's no such thing as bisexual, it's just greed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Or desparation
hoping someone, of any sex, will do it with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)
# ah, desperation, i know it all too well
*runs off for more batteries*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Nah, you never need to be desperate when there's women about.
They're much easier to get into bed than blokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)
# i'm going to dispute this
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I think I've got the curiosity thing working for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)
# "How can can that thing possibly support itself?
Johnson we must start an expeditionary party immediately!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I support myself in two ways: legs and salary.
Ner.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Legs?
So I should think you've got about eight of them per your mass.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)
# being a bit poisonous today aren't we?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)
# ....have we not met or something?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)
# ah see i tend to suffer from speculation
"do you think it would be like a hail of birdshit drenching your womb as he coughs lumps of tar over your breasts?"

at least, this is how i image women discussing me
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)
# You're so down on yourself.
Especially for such an attractive lad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Heh, down on yourself.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)
# tried that
nearly broke my back
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)
# meh i just bounce between self-love and loathing with no middle gears
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)
# I usually loathe after self-love....
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:52, archived)
# And I shall second this motion!
Motion carried!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I would like to borrow your instruction pamphlet on this, please.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)
# 1. Become a woman.
2. Suggest to any female you like the look of that if they haven't slept with a woman they really should at least once in their life.
3. Wake up smelling of someone else's perfume.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Right.
I'm seeing an inherent problem with this plan.

I like the idea of number 3. though. Verrrrry sexie.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)
# *rubs wrist on JPG* there you go, poppet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)
# *swoons with Scent of 'Eau de Wow'*
You're lovely, you are.

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:54, archived)
# You now smell of the humourously named 'American Cream'
which is a solid perfume from Lush. It's lovely. *hug*

Ciggy time again!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)
# *vows never to wash Wow-scented area again*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:56, archived)
# You now smell of the humourously named 'American Cream' AND fagsmoke!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)
# I can help, I have a meat cleaver
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Well, that's no bloody good, is it?
You want one made of sharp things - steel, and the like.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)
# yes.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)
# roflmiao
i think you'll find
(I helped save b3ta! St3cks, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)