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# why Sue Perkins?
bleh!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Better that Mel Giedroyc!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Sue is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:03, archived)
# ^this
such a waste
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Because she's:
fit
funny
fit
clever
FIT
FIT
FIT
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:06, archived)
# So, let me get this clear, it's because she's
clever?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Yes.
Partially.

I was watching her last night being tudor bless her, getting pissed out of her head constantly and berating that guy (who is also quite nice but nowhere near as nice as Sue) and I fell in love with her all over again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:09, archived)
# she's very attractive too
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)
# That's what I mean
excuse my regional colloquialisms.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)
# I was making a funny
making completely failing to make
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)
# And she looks even better in glasses.
And as she needs them anyway, she looks better ALL THE TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)
# WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
*looks down*

What's that you're hacking off? Is it my torso? IT IS! MY PRECIOUS TORSO!

*runs into an igloo*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:10, archived)
# There's free backstage passes for gay girls in glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:10, archived)
# i liked her with the 70s hair
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:09, archived)
# link?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:10, archived)
#
image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Media/Pix/pictures/2008/06/11/suppersizers460.jpg
also how much does giles coren look like julian barrette there?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Oh shit.
Seriously, I want to make sweet, sweet love to that picture.

Marvellous.

And yes, he does, but that just makes him better (I love a bit of Barrett, Fielding can sod off).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:16, archived)
# if it wasn't for the fact that i'd met you and one or two key deviations i would swear that you are me...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Hah, I tend to share similarities with my male friends.
Which says everything you need to know about me, really. One of the lads, always have been. Even if the lads that I'm one of were not totally one of the LADS lads themselves.

Does that make sense? Fuck it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:20, archived)
# yes it does.
because its an echo of a conversation i had years ago

"adam tries to hard, he just want to be one of the lads"
"we're not lads though"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:22, archived)
# I think I'm one of the chaps.
Not the lads. I'm more of a chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# thats more like
i think its safe to say i will never be a bloke or a lad, chap and fellow are more my aspirations really.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Excellent stuff.
What ho, chap. I'm off for a pipe or two.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)
# a chap needs facial hair
or a centre parting... or must be more than 18% HARRIS Tweed.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I can do a centre parting.
Not at the moment though, for I have my hair up in a chignon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)
# i own a harris tweed blazer :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:44, archived)
# She is fantastic
That telly thing with Giles Coren has been well worth watching.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:10, archived)
# That's his name! Thank you.
He's a bit nice too.

I love how they snipe at each other, it's similar to my relationship with my best mate.


edit: actually he's very nice too data1.blog.de/blog/m/mel-dj/img/Giles_Coren.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Bit short
but the facial hair does win him brownie points.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)
# he's too short for you?
oh...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Sue might just make him look shorter...
I wouldn't know.

Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:16, archived)
# don't be knocking the small people.
napolean was diddy and look what he accomplished?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:20, archived)
# How tall are you?
You're taller than me. You're taller than me in heels, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:22, archived)
# i'm 5'6"/7" depending on how i've slept
stupid spine...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:23, archived)
# That's not short. I'd call that medium.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# its two inchs shy of average
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I'm two inches over average...
Would you like my inches?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I think it's safe to say Tom would be happy to take your two inches....
....
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:33, archived)
# By which I mean anally.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Oh really?
I'd never have guessed.


o_o
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)
# I could have meant orally.....
or aurally.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)
# "Once you go black, you go deaf"
/obligatory Family Guy quote.


(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Oh Jeru
You flirt

*sighs
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Is it indeed?!
Well I wouldn't have thought that at all had you not said it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)
# humm foot shy of yours truly...
/excessively tall blog
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)
# YOU'RE 6'7"????
O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)
# 'fraid so.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:41, archived)
# That's nothing to be ashamed of!
Can I please make a little beanstalk and put it next you?

Oh, and a goose which lays golden eggs? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)
# by all means.
50:50 split on the proceeds of the eggs, and a strategic axe limitation treaty needed, but nothing unsurmountable.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)
# *shakes hand fervently*
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:52, archived)
# christ almighty
no wonder you've got a head wound. it'll be all those clouds you keep walking into
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Haha!
I am glad I don't have tea right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)
# That's pretty much the point.
I'm sure at least one of those inches is composed purely of scar tissue from numerous blows to the cranium...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Except he wasn't actually small at all and the whole idea of him being short is erroneous.
To my memory he was actually above average height for the time.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:22, archived)
# yes, yes he was
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I think he was saying "Aww, so you wouldn't like MY height :["
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)
# i sent this with the i player link to m3 the other day
blogs.guardian.co.uk/tv/2008/06/last_nights_tv_supersizers_go.html
but he can't watch it cos he don't have a tv licence.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Is that the tudor one?
:D Bless, I loved them eating the pudding stuffed cod.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:17, archived)
# 70's
brought back lots of memories, not the fancy stuff but the crispy pancakes and angel delight. bring back the rissole i say.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Excellent, I'll bookmark that then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:28, archived)
# the best one was the restoration one for me.
where giles was just hammered because he was only allowed to drink beer and wine
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Good lord, no.
None of these. :P
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)
# I forget which one she is
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:10, archived)
# this one
www.rdfmanagement.com/clients/images/pic_sue_perkins_lg.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)
# I think I prefer the other one
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
# The FIT one
with the glasses
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)
# I had a science teacher who was just like her.
Like, THE SAME.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Did she also tilt her head slightly to the side like a dog?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:13, archived)
# by my calculations based on Time On Telly x Number Of Hilariousisms,
Mel would've had time to do both.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)
# MEL??
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)
# I had a science teacher who looks like the vector of Trelly in her profile.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)
# please, this is freaking me out
:(
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Just don't think of Sue Perkins entirely naked rubbing herself against a transparent surface
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:19, archived)
# *reverse spluff*
*bumjizz*

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Am I allowed to think about it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:23, archived)
# I encourage it.
Think of her in the shower, then you get the transparent surface and water running off her too.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:24, archived)
# What a lovely thought.
I'm going to take it with me while I go for a cigarette.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
# No.
If you do cockroaches will burst out of your clitoris.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Dark haired one
of Mel & Sue.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)
# The one who...[insert memorable feat here]
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)