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[challenge entry] Quick and Magenta

Percy the Punctured Piggybank

From the 2012 Olympic Mascot challenge. See all 210 entries (closed)

(mzungu, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)
# aw poor purple percy!
*click*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)
# OMG! HOW AR J00 GOING TO MAKE THAT INTO A MASCOT!!!
LOL...
(likeajackhammer, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)
# with sex gel
MINTY LUBRICATION!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:36, archived)
# it's an object
all cool. Rather than all these modified logos that are causing my pedantic gland to become inflamed.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)
# a lot of the stuff on here (my stuff included) is utter shite!
getting bothered about semantics is a bit daft
(likeajackhammer, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:41, archived)
# i'm amazed that everyone has taken to giving me greif about it
If I say one thing that someone can pick nits about, they jump on me. As soon as I find fault people jump on me as well.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:45, archived)
# I've got a sheepybank.
He's very nice, but appears to be doing a Nazi salute.

I'm going to make him a little armband and a hat. DAS SHEEPYBANK ZAYS DU KANST HABEN KEIN GELD.

I dread to think how bad all that German was.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)
# it was all very naughty
go to my room and bend over the desk, I will be in shortly
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)
# If a man says 'go to my room' he's too young for the likes of Captain.
I'll scar you for life.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)
# I'm Sue Perkins
not some mere "man"

... additionally, I refuse to be bound by matrimony...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)
# *smoothes down hair and squeezes tits together*
WHY didn't you SAY so?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:39, archived)
# it's a secret
I'm researching a new tellybox show about... sexual deviance at the fringes of society
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Oh I can tell you all about that, lovely Sue.
Step into my office.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:43, archived)
# *giggles girlishly*
*lookd you deep in the eyes and accidently walks into the door frame*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Phwoar.
See you in a few hours, lads.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:47, archived)
# is it from Switzerland?
(likeajackhammer, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)
# I have no idea, my mother bought it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:39, archived)
# NAZI SHEEP IST STEALING ALL OF THE TU JUDEN GOLD!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:40, archived)
# He is, the bastard.
How goes it, young Bedlam? Timelord yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:41, archived)
# not unless they haven't told me yet
i'm cold calling all the businesses in woking trying to find a job at the moment. the only people with jobs available at the moment are a funeral home i called by accident and subway.


i'm taking CVs to them both later
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:44, archived)
# FUNERAL PLACE
work there. What's the opening? My mate's an undertaker and when he takes over his dad's business I shall be quitting work to get my mortician....thingy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:46, archived)
# outfit?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:49, archived)
# :D
Yes, that and some knowledge of how to.... morticise.

Or I might do the makeup, that'd be lovely. Yay for the dead. Nice quiet lot. Wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:51, archived)
# its worth a go. not sure how i'd be with dead people but we'll see.
if they interview me i can tell them i've got a boxed set of 6 feet under
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Hah, well that's pretty much all you need.
Dead people are just like alive ones but heavier and less talkative.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:52, archived)
# so an audience who won't try and interupt me, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)
# That's the spirit!
Plus you might get a free top hat. Or at least be able to borrow one a lot. And tails.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:56, archived)
# WINNER!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:36, archived)
# heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:36, archived)