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# Hippy.
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:39, archived)
# It's not MY fault that no one will hire me.
I WANT a job, I'm tired of having no moneys.
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Jobs are for chumps.
Mariokart is for winners.
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Jobs = money = mario karts.
Or it will when I get round to buying it.
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:42, archived)
# GTA4 is for winners
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:42, archived)
# GTA4 is for poncey pricks who rush out to buy a game the moment it's released.
Wait a few months and it's just as fun, and half the price.
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:43, archived)
# I bought it about 2 months after it was released
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:44, archived)
# TOO SOON.
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:45, archived)
# I needed somethign to spend the 2 weeks before I started work after exams doing
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Masturbation not good enough for you, eh?
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:49, archived)
# theres only so many wanks one can do in a day
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:49, archived)
# just do one big long one each day
store it up into one mighty eruption

the only danger is that you might blow your ceiling out
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:10, archived)
# DS.
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:49, archived)
# I told you I had to sell mine
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:50, archived)
# I meant buy a new one.
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Im not made of monkey
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Donkey
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Well...
yeah. But I have no choice because than to get a job because poor, but no one will hire me. It probably doesn't help that last time I went job-searching, I looked all goth-y. And I was applying at an older womens' fancy clothing store.
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Top tip: learn how to bodypaint
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Hahahah
awesome.
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:47, archived)
# It's
the FUTURE™!
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Be a moocher.
It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus.
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:49, archived)
# What story?
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Never mind
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Ugh!
Everyone is 'never mind'-ing me today. I hate that. *punches* *misses*
Fuck.
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:55, archived)
# FUTURAMA.
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:56, archived)
# It's just like the fable of the ant and the man:
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:58, archived)
# I haven't watched that in forevers.
:[
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Watch it, then play Mariokart.
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:03, archived)
# I'm replaying
Phantom Hourglass right now.
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Nevermind.
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:05, archived)
# *cries*
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Try belming less on your next job interview
or more, depending on the job of course
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:40, archived)
# I don't though...
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:47, archived)
# ;)
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Surely someone else read this as 'monkeys' too
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:40, archived)
# It's not MONKEYS fault that no one will monkey me.
I WANT a monkey, I'm monkey of having no moneys.

I saw it too.
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Thank god for that,
I thought I was going monkey
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:43, archived)
# yeah me
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:42, archived)
# actually, yes.
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:44, archived)