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# Just showing off my new hair colour...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:34, archived)
# With a groin shot?
Nice hair.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:35, archived)
# That wasn't purposeful.
And anyway, I'm wearing baggy UFO pants, so that's probably not where my groin actually is.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:36, archived)
# UFO?
Bet they're exclusive.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Don't think so...



I don't get it. :/
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Nevermind
:(
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Awww.
:[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:43, archived)
# ^That
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Isn't that actually the inside of the t-shirt.
She's just floating there like some kind of upper torso hollow ghost.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:45, archived)
# No.
I wish. :[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:46, archived)
# What, you wish you were dead?
Emo.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:47, archived)
# *slits wrists*
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:48, archived)
# i suggest a new sport
Emo hunting; the idea is that you find an emo and then push them over the edge in to suicide
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Sounds mean
and very sad.
I wouldn't do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:12, archived)
# a truly odd wish
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:48, archived)
#
odd awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:48, archived)
# i'll tell you what would be awsome
going in to space.
making a floating ball of water in zero G.
put a goldfish in it.
ta daa ... goldfish sans bowl.
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Oh my GOD
yes!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:58, archived)
# What are you doing to that zebra?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:36, archived)
# i assumed that she was showing off her ability to grow zebra hair
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Now that's a talent.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Only the other day I learnt the zebra is thus coloured
to confuse the eyesight of predators like the cheetah

Clever evolution!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:36, archived)
# I heard it was to protect them from traffic.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:36, archived)
# I thought it was so they could be used with Sainsburys scanners.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Hahaha

CFB^

Look how confused 'Brad' looks
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:41, archived)
# I dont see any zebras there
their stripes hide them well
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:42, archived)
# You are a cheetah.
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:44, archived)
# I wish!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:45, archived)
# What kind of attitude is that?
Get out there, grow a tail and some spots, and start chasing livestock.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:46, archived)
# hoofstock not livestock
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Whatever, so long as I get a cut of the meat I'll be happy.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:48, archived)
# you can get the rump cut
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Awesome.
*heats frying pan*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:50, archived)
# You are a predator from 'To Catch a predator'
Or as I call it, 'Nonsense entrapment bollocks'
Or possibly Noncense...
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:46, archived)
# That show
is most DEFINITELY run by the Paedofinder General.
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:54, archived)
# plain?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Well it was pink before
then sort of faded to orange. So I henna'd it and it turned green/grey, so now it's dyed black.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Dye it see-through
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:38, archived)
# That would be AWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Do it then!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:40, archived)
# I...
I don't know how...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:45, archived)
# It will involve some form of a mach3 razor
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Oh, no!
*grips hair*
Please no.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Bleach white stripes in it
Then it'll match your shirt
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:41, archived)
# I can't bleach it anymore.
i bleached it about 5 different times this year. :/
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:44, archived)
# GET A JOB.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:37, archived)
# I can't. :[
I've tried.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Hippy.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:39, archived)
# It's not MY fault that no one will hire me.
I WANT a job, I'm tired of having no moneys.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Jobs are for chumps.
Mariokart is for winners.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Jobs = money = mario karts.
Or it will when I get round to buying it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:42, archived)
# GTA4 is for winners
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:42, archived)
# GTA4 is for poncey pricks who rush out to buy a game the moment it's released.
Wait a few months and it's just as fun, and half the price.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:43, archived)
# I bought it about 2 months after it was released
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:44, archived)
# TOO SOON.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:45, archived)
# I needed somethign to spend the 2 weeks before I started work after exams doing
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Masturbation not good enough for you, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:49, archived)
# theres only so many wanks one can do in a day
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:49, archived)
# just do one big long one each day
store it up into one mighty eruption

the only danger is that you might blow your ceiling out
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:10, archived)
# DS.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:49, archived)
# I told you I had to sell mine
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:50, archived)
# I meant buy a new one.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Im not made of monkey
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Donkey
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Well...
yeah. But I have no choice because than to get a job because poor, but no one will hire me. It probably doesn't help that last time I went job-searching, I looked all goth-y. And I was applying at an older womens' fancy clothing store.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Top tip: learn how to bodypaint

b3ta.com/board/8478970 :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Hahahah
awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:47, archived)
# It's
the FUTURE™!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Be a moocher.
It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:49, archived)
# What story?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Never mind
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Ugh!
Everyone is 'never mind'-ing me today. I hate that. *punches* *misses*
Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:55, archived)
# FUTURAMA.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:56, archived)
# It's just like the fable of the ant and the man:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPrl293FYTw
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:58, archived)
# I haven't watched that in forevers.
:[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Watch it, then play Mariokart.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:03, archived)
# I'm replaying
Phantom Hourglass right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Nevermind.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:05, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Try belming less on your next job interview
or more, depending on the job of course
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:40, archived)
# I don't though...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:47, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Surely someone else read this as 'monkeys' too
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:40, archived)
# It's not MONKEYS fault that no one will monkey me.
I WANT a monkey, I'm monkey of having no moneys.

I saw it too.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Thank god for that,
I thought I was going monkey
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:43, archived)
# yeah me
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:42, archived)
# actually, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:44, archived)
# nice

nice pic too!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Thanks.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:45, archived)